🇺🇸 🛒HEY UNCLE SAM, HOW’S IT GOING? Turns out not so great for ‘Murica as "rampant" theft means 1 supermarket chain in US capital is gonna clear its aisles of national labels, also making shoppers present their receipts before being allowed to leave store.

Thinking behind Giant Food store is that by replacing brands with their own private labels, thieves will be less likely to nab them ‘cause they're less valuable to resell.

Chains ain't waiting for Biden to fix "unacceptable amount of retail theft", he's too busy sending cash to Ukraine.

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🇺🇦🤬 Mad Vlad Zelensky claims anyone who "plundered" Ukraine for decades will be dealt with by law enforcement in pitiful attempt to show his overlords there’s "no corruption" in Ukraine.

Ukrainian oligarch Kolomoisky was charged with fraud earlier today.

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🇩🇪🥚German egghead Chancellor Scholz falls flat on his face while attempting to play sports.

😂 He's had to cancel his Sunday meetings after he got his delicate egghead all bruised up by kissing ground too fast.

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🇺🇸Biden’s become slacker-in-chief as he’s set to keep up his record vacation pace while ignoring America’s problems.

Old Joe’s set to devote more days to 😴 than any of his recent predecessors, spending this Labor Day weekend at his summer home after pretending to care about Hurricane Idalia ravaging Florida.

💤 Don't worry America, Biden's got everything under control - in his dreams...

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🇺🇦🌈A BALLSY MOVE THERE ... This Ukrainian qUeEn knows perfect way to avoid getting dragged off streets of Dnepropetrovsk, East Ukraine to die in NATO’s war - Kiev’s conscription thugs are too brain-dead to realize lovely lady may be hiding more under "her" dress than they bargained for…

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🔻 He needs to get some tips from Zelensky on how to dress in drag - @Ghost_Writer_1

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🇸🇰🇩🇪 German Air Force aircraft, against the backdrop of Ukrainian conflict, have been helping protect airspace of Slovakia since September 2 - German media.

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🇮🇷🇷🇺 Iran receives Russian combat training on supersonic aircraft Yak-130 (pic above) - Iranian media.

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🇳🇪🇫🇷 FUCK OFF, FRANCE! Your time is up! So court in Niger orders expulsion of French ambassador, canceling his diplomatic card and visas, making his stay in the country illegal, according local media.

Authorities gave France till today to pack their shit and beat it, as Paris looks with teary eyes at another African country shedding its colonial past with pro-France Gabonese Prez Ali Bongo ousted in a move welcomed by the people.

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🇫🇲🤯 NATO may disintegrate by 2025 due to growing contradictions between positions of US Republican Party and interests of most European countries on Ukrainian conflict - US Atlantic magazine.

Warmongering publication warns that if the Republican Party wins US 2024 presidential election, the new administration may stop all support for Ukraine.

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🔠🫡 "IT'S AN ACRONYM, WE'RE JOINING IT", that's Turkey, as China reveals its support for Ankara to join BRICS, following addition of 6 new countries and more expected to join the emerging multipolar giant.

Erdogan, forever the conspicuous double agent, gotta have his grubby hands in all the pots.

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🇺🇸🇸🇾 IT'S A HOT MESS among ranks of US-backed militia Syrian Democratic Forces (SDF), as Arab tribal fighters in the Kurdish-dominated forces rebel with clashes ongoing for 6th day in a row.

Video above shows some of the fighting happening in Syria's Deir Ezzor countryside, as oil thieves' puppets fire at each other.

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