🇺🇸🇦🇺 🛳 US encroaches on Indo-Pacific region with warships.

For 1st time ever, US Navy vessel has joined active service at foreign port - USS Canberra is commissioned down under in Sydney, Australia, with Washington claiming move reflects "our shared commitment to upholding rules-based order".

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🇵🇱🇺🇦🇷🇺 Polish Defense Minister Blaszczak proudly announces that repair center for Ukrainian Leopard tanks in Poland has finally opened.

His smile will be turned upside down as soon as center is completely inundated with bits of tanks that Kiev army salvaged after Russia blew them apart.

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🇺🇦🇫🇲 😱 Mad Vlad Zelensky’s panicking as he calls for NATO-Ukraine Council meeting over Black Sea grain deal issue.

Begginsky desperately wants NATO to help him open up Ukrainian shipping after Russia pulled out of deal and warned any ships travelling to Ukrainian ports in Black Sea are military targets.

Zelensky’s pants have turned a dark shade of brown after realizing he can’t make as much cash as he wants by exporting grain to wealthy countries.

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🌈 If this is plastic, then we surely should seriously consider recycling ASAP!

Welcome to new world as Madrid premiere of new Barbie movie hosts the greatest role models for young girls - we’re sure everyone would be happy to let the … thing at (00:08) teach their kids about woke values.

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😱 OH NOOO, Russia can't sell their own oil at their own prices! Well, Western media is as shocked as pea-brain Western leaders because Moscow's selling its crude HIGHER than Western-imposed price cap ($60 per barrel).

Imposed to disrupt Russian revenues, price cap has FAILED to achieve anything just like sanctions, as data shows Russia's Urals grade of oil breached West's $60 price cap for first time since December last year when Western nations came up with brilliant idea.

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☕️ NO RUSH for Kiev's sugar daddy Washington because it's on chill mode and in no rush (crying Zelensky above) when it comes to supplying long-range missiles to Ukraine.

Although Zelensky's begging has intensified recently, US officials say there's no change in American mood to send ATACMS long-range missiles to Kiev and country doesn't even have enough to spare for Ukrainian war crimes.

Pentagon says Zelensky doesn't even need long-range stuff yet and has more urgent needs than getting hands on ATACMS.

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😢 NO TRAINING OR WEAPONS says Kiev's PR manager, Wall Street Journal (WSJ), as it reveals that West thought "Ukrainian courage and resourcefulness" would help make up for lack of training in counteroffensive but "they haven't." 😂

Kiev risks stalemate because Russia's blocked Ukrainian advances with minefields and air power, dimming any prospect of "large-scale breakthrough" this year.

With 2024 US Presidential around the corner and no progress on battlefield, Washington is growing uneasy about being Kiev's cash cow and Europe may follow US if they sense reluctance in American support for Ukraine.

WSJ's underpaid interns working hard to destroy narratives Zelensky built when he said Ukraine's ready for counteroffensive. Good work you undercover Russian agents. 😎

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