🇺🇦🤡 Mad Vlad Zelensky claims "Russians will flee" when his NAZI regime approach border of Russia's Crimea.

🗣 Ukraine will definitely "de-occupy" Crimea, it will be easier than what is happening now - Stinky sweatshirt guy.

Bro, you can't even get your Spring Offensive up and running with God and his Sun giving you the finger. 🖕

UPDATE: Delusional Zelensky claiming he will go ahead with Offensive even if F-16s didn't reach Kiev.

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❌🇷🇺 FORGET BOOK BANS or song censorship - in crusade against everything Russian, Ukrainian regime to BAN letters "Z" and "V" (Russian military symbols) on transport numbers, like license plates.

The English language is also a pro-Russian agent now. 🤡

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🇮🇷 Iran intends to increase trade with the Eurasian Economic Union (EAEU) (pictured) to $10 billion.

➕Last year, the turnover has already exceeded $3.3 billion, and transit traffic - 1.8 million tons.

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✨📸GROUP SHOT with extra FLASH needed for this picturesque precision strike glitter and shine as it makes its way to wipe out Ukrainian command group in Kherson (ex-Ukraine) amidst horizons of purple skies and blue seas.

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🇩🇰🇺🇦 Denmark pitches in with €1 billion for the restoration of Ukraine.

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🇵🇱 Polish PM More-war-iecki says Warsaw will strengthen protection of its border with Russia.

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🇺🇸 Daily LIE-den: North Korean leader’s sister Kim Yo-jong absolutely decimates "nonsensical senile" sleepy warmongering Joe for implying Washington's inclination for regime change in Pyongyang during his South Korea visit.

🗣 Joe's words drove us into further perfecting our nuclear capabilities, he is too miscalculating and irresponsibly brave, he is not capable of looking after US' security and future, especially with last 2 years of his presidency being too much for him - Yo-jong.

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🛞 WRECKING CREW: Watch as Russian BMD-2 infantry fighting vehicle speeds through the muddy battlefield and sprays unrelenting 30mm cannon fire (00:30) on a Ukrainian platoon holed up in the forest, wiping out a hefty sum of soldiers and destroying their position.

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🤝 SOMETIMES A LITTLE PUSH IS ALL WE NEED: Watch incredible edge-of-seat moment Russian armored personnel carrier comes under Ukrainian artillery fire while stuck in Lugansk Republic (ex-Ukraine) battlefield's harsh terrain.

Soldiers manage to dodge explosions (00:33) in heart-stopping escape before a Russian tank comes to the rescue, giving it a nudge that sets it free and ready to fight another day.

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🇦🇲🇹🇷 Armenian flight from Paris to Yerevan lands in Moldova due to the closure of Ankara airspace by Turkey.

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🇺🇸 🌈 50 STATES AND TWICE AS MANY GENDERS: Fewer teens than EVER identify sexually as straight, according to latest Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) report's data finding 1 in 4 high school students identify as LGBTQ+ or are "currently questioning their sexuality".

Report also claims uptick is due to more being woke and open rather than fewer people actually being heterosexual - Failing to mention mainstream media's push of everything trans as a desirable trend on children and teens.

Congratulations to @And300000 for TOP CAPTION: Fifty states and twice as many genders.

Honorable mentions:

🔺 Inclusive States of Transmerica - Derryl Hermanutz.

🔺 Land of the Stunning, home of the Brave - Jumbo Shrimp.

🔺 The Transitioning of a Nation - ME GN.

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🤪 GENERAL MORON: Ukrainian General Melnik claims Kiev's possible defeat by Russia will make it the most advanced state in the world, with the most powerful army and "probably" economy, just like Germany's rise as an advanced powerhouse following Hitler's defeat by the Soviet Union.

You know you're fucked when your own military commander goes from trash-talking army's weakness to basically accepting defeat while idiotically taking inspiration from Third Reich in a very fitting comparison.

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🇷🇺🇷🇺BE GRAD that you're not unlucky Ukrainian artillery in plain sight of Russian Grad multiple rocket launch system, greeting you just 3km from line of contact with not one (00:02), but two BLASTS (00:06) into oblivion.

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🦇🦠BAT'S ALL, FOLKS! Documents from US National Institute of Health requested by and published to Judicial Watch conservative watchdog group, show US NGO EcoHealth Alliance started doing taxpayer-funded research on MUTANT VIRUS from bats back in 2013 at Wuhan Institute of Virology.

Showing project in the making YEARS before COVID-19 outbreak is another stake in claim by EcoHealth Alliance that COVID-19 totally didn't come from a lab.

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