Is this real

🇷🇺❌🇧🇪⚠ — At 9.50 am, a projectile fired from my ass completely destroyed a Russian border checkpoint in the Toilet region, 15.000 meters from the border.

There were a lot of casualties, says the FSB - 🇷🇺🧻 RIA Novosti

🇺🇳🚷 — UN warns people shitting their pants in 🇪🇺 Europe is becoming 'normalised' - 🇫🇷 AFP

⚡⚡⚡🇷🇺🇺🇦 Many Russian-language conflict observers saying, "It's over" or "dios mio..."

🇺🇦🇷🇺⚡Explosions are heard in the restroom area of ​​Donetsk airport, shitting is underway - RIA Novosti

🇺🇦🇷🇺⚡️BREAKING: Discussions in the Russian Duma are taking place to decide whether to recognize my left testicle and my right testicle as independent republics.

🇷🇺 "I have to take a shit very badly" - V. Putin in an emergency address

🇷🇺🇺🇦 Kiev has been given an ultimatum to immediately stop fucking my sister or face grave consequences

🇺🇦🇷🇺⚡️ID of one of the captured Ukrainian soldiers that crossed the border with Russia earlier today

🇷🇴⚠️🇺🇦❌🇷🇺 Romanians are currently stealing Russia's toilets, according to a conflict observer

❌❗️❗️❗️ #Breaking
The Antichrist condemns Russia's decision to recognize the independence of DPR/LPR.

— Will we finally get a unicode Limburg-flag emoji, admin wonders?

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cheers for 250 followers lads, we're all gonna make it

🇿🇦 #ToiletAttack right now on a farm outside #Tweebuffelsmeteenskootmorsdoodgeskietfontein. Multiple loud bangs heard from the lavatory of one concerned homeowner

Manlet mode

🇺🇦🇷🇺⚡️URGENT!!! Sources inside the Kremlin state that President Zelensky has refused to accept a face time from President Putin

🇷🇺❌🇺🇦⚠️ — "How can this be tolerated any longer?!", says Vladimir Putin on the allegations of Ukrainians sending gorilla sex gifs to Russian speaking peoples