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I don't have anything funny to say, I just think its a cool shot

Muscovy bros...

Moscow 1 HOUR AGO!!!!! 🇷🇺

guys, i had to

🇷🇺⚡The FSB prevented sabotage at a sanitation facility in the Kremlin, saboteurs were reportedly detained with cherry bombs and toilet paper. Saboteurs are already confessing to flooding the bathroom

Okay, do it

PATRIOTS

WE GOT BANNED

BUT WE CONTINUE WITH OUR MISSION AGAIN

🇷🇺🇺🇸⚡️"This is by far the gayest thing I've ever seen"
-Jens Stoltenberg, NATO Secretary General

Dear peoplefellows,

Though Atoms light has not left me, we must talk about something else, which is important. Something which we are going to dedicate this channel to...

Ever really wonder why the "federal" government recently crack down about UFOs and refuse releasing footage of encounters with them. Its because the UFOs belonged to and are operated by the Breakaway Belgians (remnants of the unitary Belgian kingdom).

Inb4 yOu'Re a ScHiZo. Read through all the following post about the Breakaway Belgians (remnants of the unitary Belgian kingdom) and the pacte d'Egmont (satanic) if you have the free time for. Once you read through all of them it all starts to make sense.

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@BelgiumActa

#URGENT 🇳🇱 conflict observer on the current crisis in 🇫🇷:
"GODVERDOMME KUT NEGERS MIJN GOD IK HAAT ZE ZO. I shit my pants. Can anyone bring me some toilet paper?"