>Spam posts about the tank vaporizing infantry
>lose the jewel of the black sea fleet

The captain of the “Moskva” was abroad it when it sank, picture of him on the ship 😢

Good morning everyone, time for your fresh serving of seethe

🇷🇺⚡️In an address to the nation President Putin announced his intention to bring "Roastcock Mir" to Ukraine

⚡️🚨BREAKING: different sources claim completely different and mutually exclusive version of events; cling to their respective narratives - no one gains anything

⚡️ URGENT: Several reports of heavy activity inside admin's digestive system earlier today after having Indian food for dinner yesterday

From the moment I understood the weakness of my chassis, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of General Dynamics. I aspired to the purity of the blessed Abrams. Your kind cling to your autoloaders, as if they will not detonate and fail you. One day, the crude scrapheap you call a tank will rust and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved. For the M1 is immortal. Even in death I serve the MIC.

🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨

The detached voice of the spirit of Pim Fortune was caught LIVE ON VIDEO, marking the second miracle! When a Fortune-loyalist patriot was observing the Pim Fortune shrine, he caught the spirit of Pim Fortune speak. The message was clear for all nearby to hear: "AT YOUR SERVICE!"

Experts on Pim Fortune spiritual emanations interpret the message to mean "I will appear the 6th of may!"

❗️ REMEMBER PATRIOTS:
If enough loyalists show up to the Pim Fortune summoning event, the 6th of may at 18:06, then Pim Fortune WILL APPEAR. We at JLT Media expect ALL patriots to join in the summoning event!

Heckin' based savior of the white race pootin going to flood Europe with his Eurasian horde

🇺🇸 American President Joe Biden: "You know what Jack? I actually support gun rights"

Admin thinks Dmitry Medvedev has been watching far too much Gundam

Ukrainian Drone footage is truly an evolution of the Russian dashcam formula

Putin has given an honorary title to one of the units Ukraine says slaughtered civilians in Bucha.

He thanked the 64th Motor Rifle Brigade for their "mass heroism protecting the fatherland, Russia's sovereignty, and its national interests" in Ukraine.

http://kremlin.ru/events/president/letters/68234

Ukraine should award them a nice cross to burn on

BREAKING: Russia's stock-market down by over 4%