🇺🇸⁉ US President Biden says he must immediately depart his event in Ohio due to weather concerns and, quoting his words, "A little thing going on in my underwear right now."

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🇷🇺🇺🇦⚡️Due to ongoing escalations Admin has been trapped in the toilet for two hours

🇵🇱⚡️🇷🇺 Poland bombed Putin's toilet. Unflushable.
How will he respond to this unprovoked attack from NATO?

Admin would like to remind you about the current genocide of the 6 gorillion Russians in the Crimean region

🇷🇺🇺🇦⚡️ A new round of aggressions by the Ukrainian Armed Forces. Residents and defenders of Donbass have woken up to find leaflets urging them to touch grass. Furthermore there were references to the Russian MoD, advising them to accept the "L+Ratio".

🇳🇱 100% Dutch right-wing conservative allied Forum for Democracy (FVD) supporters celebrate in the streets after they managed to get nothing done during the municipal elections last week

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🇮🇱👨‍🦳⚡ Admin is having an ongoing conflict on the toilet. Kremlin insiders claim sabotage.

🇺🇸🇺🇦❌🇷🇺 — POTUS Biden: "Eat some chocolate chocolate chip."

Is this real

🇷🇺❌🇧🇪⚠ — At 9.50 am, a projectile fired from my ass completely destroyed a Russian border checkpoint in the Toilet region, 15.000 meters from the border.

There were a lot of casualties, says the FSB - 🇷🇺🧻 RIA Novosti

🇺🇳🚷 — UN warns people shitting their pants in 🇪🇺 Europe is becoming 'normalised' - 🇫🇷 AFP

⚡⚡⚡🇷🇺🇺🇦 Many Russian-language conflict observers saying, "It's over" or "dios mio..."

🇺🇦🇷🇺⚡Explosions are heard in the restroom area of ​​Donetsk airport, shitting is underway - RIA Novosti

🇺🇦🇷🇺⚡️BREAKING: Discussions in the Russian Duma are taking place to decide whether to recognize my left testicle and my right testicle as independent republics.

🇷🇺 "I have to take a shit very badly" - V. Putin in an emergency address

🇷🇺🇺🇦 Kiev has been given an ultimatum to immediately stop fucking my sister or face grave consequences

🇺🇦🇷🇺⚡️ID of one of the captured Ukrainian soldiers that crossed the border with Russia earlier today