New reports say the missiles have missed Maaskantje and hit neutral Schijndel, flattening the town completly.

🇳🇱🇧🇪⚡️As a result of the Yellow/Geel city bombing, Mr. Moens, chairman of the Flemish movement, has announced that the Belgian government will "sneed" in the very near future - Reuters

🇺🇦⚡️Ukraine withdraws from CIS battle droid manufacturing planet

🇳🇱💥 Reports of a loud explosion in The Bush, North-Brabant

Local netizen (grindhoven region) clarified that it was just Annabel Nanninga taking a shit during a visit to the city

🇸🇪⚡️ The Swedish government is not going to apply for NATO membership. This was stated by Minister of Foreign Affairs Ann Linde. In Parliament, she expressed her government's wishes to be raped by Somalians instead.

🇺🇦🇷🇺⚡️"We will grab Russia by the balls until they are sterile" - Ukrainian president Zelensky

🇩🇪🇳🇱⚡️admin is heading off to lidl. Anyone need anything?

🇷🇺🇺🇦 Ukrainian Foreign Minister Dmitry Kuleba demanded that a "emergency meeting" of the OSCE Permanent Council and the OSCE Forum for Security Cooperation be held within 48 hours due to the actions of certain Russian military personnel. Kuleba explained that he saw Russian soldiers "vent" and that he considers it very "sus".

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🇷🇺⚡️President Putin will vent in electric tonight, as per Kremlin insider reports

💥⚡RIOTS IN AND AROUND BURLADINGEN OVER THE TRIGEMA MONKEY WEARING A MASK

🇷🇺 🇺🇸⚡️ Ukrainian Intelligence reports a continuous build up of shit in President Putin's pants. Sources close to Biden suggest that his own build up is not off the table

🇳🇱Dutch KNMI reporting wind speeds of up to 140 km/h along the North Sea coasts in the coming days.

This one is actually true, admin has already had to dodge several flying plant pots.