Breaking: 88 troops of the 14th Dicksucking Brigade of Armed Forces of the Russian Federation have been diagnosed with HIV-2 (Group P). Out of the 88 sick troops, 14 have also been diagnosed with Genital Herpes (Type 2). Please spread awareness 🎀❤️🇷🇺!

Russian Soldiers decide to hold a cook off

Liquidated Russian forces in Brovary

🇷🇺🇺🇦 Russia’s Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov speaking at the press conference after today’s negotiations in Turkey:

“We have not attacked Ukraine and we are not planning to attack other countries”.

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President of the Russian Federation Vladimer Putin found dead in Mariupol

Gypsies stole the batteries from the Armata, use this instead

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Power has been cut to Putin’s bathroom and scientists say theres a large risk of “dangerous material” leaking out of his pants.

Kind russians leave a gift for Ukrainian army ❤️❤️❤️

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Russian Army captures Azov battalion necromancer respnsible for raising the dead. His source of power still unknown.

This comes as no surprise as 🇺🇸 Instructors have been seen teaching members of Azov Battalion the arts of Necromancy.

Many reports that Former President of the Russian Federation Vladimer Putin (aka prisoner number 43215) has escaped and is on the run!