🇺🇳❗️#BREAKING
Theres a UN security council conference going on in my bowels and its about to lay some heavy sanctions into the toilet.

Toilet officials however warn sanctions could be more detrimental to owner of bowels as they'd have to deal with the aftermath.

Nigga what?

Image purportedly showing the identity of a high ranking foreign volunteer that is said to be aiding in the defense of Odessa. Glory to Ukraine, Glory to Erusea

Just lads being lads

Work of a TB2 strike, area not disclosed

🇷🇺❗#BREAKING
Russian army to deploy new state of the art toilet paper directly to the "special operation" in Putin's bathroom. Kadyrov to personally wipe the President's ass.

"Did you notice a sign out in front of Ukraine that said "Dead Moskal Storage?"
No. I didn't."
"You know WHY you didn't see that sign?"
"Why?"
"Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead moskals ain't my fucking business, that's why!"

Our Bulgairan friend Georgi found this... Now this should put an end to all those American white nationalist idiots who reckon Putin is on their side... but I have a feeling they are brainwashed and will not see it...

Ivan CANNOT stop drinking

⚔️ Frontline wedding 🤵👰 🇺🇦

➡️ @ouestcasual2

🇷🇺🇺🇦 A column of soon to be dead men under the Jewish Bolshevik flag

What's the matter? Thought you wanted to Denazify Ukraine

>We will denazify and demilitarize Ukraine as is our right
>Anyone sending arms to Ukraine will be treated as a combatant
>We are willing to hold negotiations and call off our (((special operation))) as soon as demands are met
>Our goal was never to overthrow the government in Kiev
____[You are Here]_____
>We will leave if you recognize crimea as ours
>What reparations? Our economy is in shambles

Something to keep your spirits up friends

"Ayo, this invasion ain't bussin, fr"

Breaking: 88 troops of the 14th Dicksucking Brigade of Armed Forces of the Russian Federation have been diagnosed with HIV-2 (Group P). Out of the 88 sick troops, 14 have also been diagnosed with Genital Herpes (Type 2). Please spread awareness 🎀❤️🇷🇺!