It has come to admin's attention that the Odessa Ass Bandits are in fact real
https://www.israelhayom.com/2022/02/27/report-ukrainian-lgbtq-activists-beat-up-awol-russian-soldiers/

⚡️ Comrades, it is 14:18.

Brenton Tarrant has come into command of a group of militia in Mariupol. He vows to destroy chechen forces who dare attack his home

BREAKING NEWS⚡️The US marine corps has send their best specimen to fight the moscovite plague. His name is US Marine Hyde. rumors say that zelensky gave him permission to command a platoon of panzers

Apparently Russia doesn't start wars, they finish wars. Admin wants to remind everyone that their situation is that of the American invasion of Iraq and they are the Iraqis

strongest moskal tank

Based Russia defending white Europe with another Mongol invasion

How it started vs How its going

🇷🇺🇺🇦❗️Powerful explosions are thundering in my toilet

Is there something wrong with the Barracks food? ;)

VEH DEH VEH

Here dear friends we find the friendliest soldiers in Kiev

As I've said, only brown people, duginists or commies support Russia

Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Moskal President

O president, Moskal devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of KGB agent are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Cossack sons. We have no fear of your army; by land and by sea we will battle with thee. Fuck thy mother.

Thou St. Petersburg scullion, Novgorod wheelwright, brewer of Moscow, goat-fucker of Ryazan, swineherd of the Upper and Lower Volga, pig of Adygea, Bashkir thief, catamite of Tartarstan, hangman of Karelia, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow. Screw thine own mother!

So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar

...the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord. The day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!