The Putin we saw today was not real but a deepfake. The real Putin has been dead for two weeks.

🚨 BREAKING‼️

Do not trust Democrat rumours about Putin being killed.
Putin is alive and Patriots are in control. More to follow.

Trust the Plan
- Q

⚡️ Prigozhin's demands, which Putin agreed to:

1. The song "Summer and crossbows" becomes the new anthem of Russia, and the sledgehammer becomes the coat of arms;

2. Kadyrovites are forbidden to rape sheep;

3. Shoigu and Gerasimov become projectiles for the Wagnerites;

4. All billboards with a call to join the "Wagner" PMC are hung backwards;

5. Prigozhin becomes a saint and great martyr. He will be canonized by Patriarch Kirill;

6. The long weekend in Moscow will be a whole week;

7. The dead aircraft pilots are recognized as traitors and buried in pink coffins, and their relatives are sent to Siberia.

🚨 URGENT INTEL:

"Total Tutsi death achieved. Going back home now." - Wagner PMC 🏴‍☠️.

The only take away admin has from this weekend is that the Russian Aerospace forces are the only people who tried to put up a fight, in future all DAK edits involving russians should only be Frogfoot and Alligator pilots

🇷🇺💪⚡️The only person I respect in this whole fuck fest is this sociopath

🇷🇺 According to reports from the field, Wagner resumed the recruitment of faggots.

🇨🇳🇷🇺⚡️Breaking News

⚡️Politics is a team sport and you should pick a side or die

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If you have any chats with Jay, delete them. If you are in any groups with him, remove him. Do not contact him. Do not ask questions as they will not be answered. Touch some grass perhaps.

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⚡️On a serious note
Admin having experienced riots and civil breakdown before can offer the frenchmen one piece of advice:

Get your friends, go out and beat the shit out of any moor you see, you will never get the practice again and you will never feel more alive after doing it. Flip the switch and embrace anarchy or live regretting your inaction