Maybe it’s Maybelline ?
@JDVance

Biblically speaking, the only people rocking eyeliner were scheming, seductive, or straight-up doomed. Jezebel? Painted her eyes before catching a one-way trip off a balcony. The Whore of Babylon? Dolling herself up for the Beast System to crush her.

And now we got MAGA’s favorite Ohio senator serving Babylonian glam, blinking real hard while pushing Thiel-approved, Palantir-powered thought crime surveillance. Maybe he thinks the smoky eyes distracts from selling out America and its citizens freedoms.

JD, buddy, is the eyeliner waterproof?
how’s your gag reflex sweety?
Asking for a friend 😉😂

Hope you’re all having a great evening frens

To My MAGA Friends and Haters:

Trust me, I GET IT.
It pisses me off too when clueless liberals criticize Trump over absolute nonsense—like their feelings getting hurt or him overturning some idiotic law that should’ve never existed in the first place. These people are gonzo.

But let’s talk about what actually happens. Take the EO on banning centralized crypto as a recent example.

Majority people barely read past the headline before forming their opinions, and even at that, they take their opinions from some idiot talking head or another. Now, for the sake of argument, let’s assume the EO really does ban centralized crypto. Why the f would anybody be mad about that?
Libs should be celebrating, but nope—it’s just “Orange Man Bad” on repeat. There’s no logic, just raw, seething hatred.

But here’s the real kicker: EVERYONE is wrong. And assholes like me get stuck in the middle trying to explain that it’s all tailored lies meant to divide us in the first place. I’m wedged between a zombie and a clapping seal.

Not exactly the best seat in the house—but hey, I get it.

Politics is a rigged game of Hegelian tug-of-war, and you’re the rope.

It forces you into a camp, demands blind loyalty, and punishes honesty. Admit you don’t know something? You’re weak to the opposition. Question anything? You’re a traitor.

It’s not about truth—it’s about winning a pointless, scripted fight while the real puppet masters laugh.

Do you get it now?

Absolute fire edit
@Volnost on your favorite racism app

Bibi

The Great Awakening

Dead ☠️
#funny

And for our next trick 🪄

D for Donald

Why is everyone so happy about Tulsi becoming Director of National Intelligence, I thought Donald puts them under the spotlight?

We’re so screwed….
#bibi #Trump

This aged well, and so quickly

You couldn’t pay me—or brainwash me—to sip margaritas on a beachfront resort built over a children’s graveyard.

Not f*cking happening.
The end.

I’m surprised they edited out the part where Donald Trump went under the table and sucked Bibi’s baby D…

These people are sick.

MAGA, I’m sorry… but some of you deranged bastards are so busy trying to “save the world” that you’ve turned into full-blown genocidal maniacs.
Want Gaza? Go take it yourself.
Wipe out the last of them with your own goddamn hands if you’re that desperate to have your stupid name on it.
Just say it: You don’t want peace—you want your name on blood.

Trump’s Executive Orders for Dummies:

•American Sovereign Fund = investing your future in Big Pharma and Big Corp shares, funding 2 billion COVID vaccines and God knows what else. Sovereign, my ass.
•Project Stargate = Minority Report-style crime surveillance with AI-driven pre-crime tech. Freedom is just a memory.
•Banning Centralized Crypto = Not banning it at all—laying the groundwork for the government-controlled CBDC to track and control every transaction you make.
And let’s not even talk about “ethically” cleansing Gaza with 2000lbs bombs for Bibi and Kushner’s Beachside Resorts…
•Antisemitism EO = Prison or GITMO for criticizing the Gov.

Patriotic names, Sinister reality.
This man is evil, you are being played!