Busy cooking chaos for a bunch of motherfuckers, already smashed 🥂 cheers lol

Lindsay Lohan

Really

Has heart attack on Christmas

They all know the deal it seems. Methusela lived to be 969 yrs old.

Wife and kids were so excited to give me the new workboots they got for me.... I opened and noticed immediately so i had to fake excitement. They got me womens boots with womens size 🤣🤣🤣. off to exchange for mens boots on the DL. At least the boots sorts look like men boots

NEW: Google searches for phrases including "Am I gay" and "Am I lesbian" have increased by 1,300% since 2004, according to a new analysis - NBC

* I hear am I retarded has also seen a large increase as well.

You’ve all heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for?

It’s fake news and distractions I get it, but—- IF Nikki Hailey is picked for VP, you’re never gonna hear the end of it.

Enjoy that 20$ an hour, you idiots.

No caption needed
#Trump #netenyahu

If you rearrange the letters of:
CLIMATE CHANGE

you can get:
TECHNICAL GAME

or better:
CHEMICAL AGENT ☢️

Keep eating your popcorn 🍿 guys, fattening you up like livestock, ask Greta🤣👀

#ClimateChange #climatehoax

Donald #Trump ‘s grandkids..

What is up with the legs, knees and feet ? Zoom in.
Why are the girls barefoot and boys with black socks ⁉️

I see the “swirl” 🌀
What else do you see? 👀

I nailed my first Turkey and stuffing.

The stuffing was stupid good.
I think properly dying the bread and adding the stock into it very slowly helped.
Along with dried cranberries, pears, and different types of sausage and rendering fats.

Was chaos lol