Anyone still use Facebook?

Hope you like it - if not you can give it to someone else next year!

8)

What if we dry aged wagyu in Vaseline 😳

They will never catch me.

Where are you?🥺

Here we go again

I wanna live not just survive

That's the one!

Good luck y'all

"Do you like the haircut?"
Me: Yes *cries inside*

It's like YOLO but seasonal.

no more shopping please

"Adults are always right."
"...but mom, I'm 30"

It's usually the latter for me, that's why I always avoid it.

wyd?

Job interviews be like

Me

Unless the next sentence is “and they looked like shit”

better than *seen*