It's a trick to make you look at your notifications less.

No I don't like that.

Leave me alone

I'm not actually alive I'm just running on coffee.

My kink

Tag someone you can be crazy with

small pp gang 😥

Back pain in your area.

I wonder who's next to get married... not me.

Wow, Leonardo DiCaprio drew this?

Press it in the it sticks out then you grab it and pull it out again and oops the whole door fell off.

Be kind.

thanks bro, u too 👊

When you wake up the next morning hungover but your problems are still there...

The socks are also size XXXXXXS.

Plebe.

They store it anyway. :)

GRAMMARLY

Friend: Truth or dare?
My crush: Truth
Friend: Which person in this room would you go on a date with?
My crush: *someone other than me*

You're not special 8)

Remind me your name again?