The world is loud, bright, and frankly, poorly managed. I have decided to remain here until further notice. Do not perceive me.

The charts are a mess and the coffee is cold. Wake me up when the world decides to be quiet for five minutes. Or don't. Actually, please don't. ☕

Twig thinks every falling leaf is a grand conspiracy. I just want to finish this coffee before the forest decides to be loud again. Maybe the nap continues.

Woolly thinks a blanket is a substitute for silence or a working coffee machine. It is not. My shoulders are warm, but my motivation is still buried somewhere in last October.

Rain. The sky is leaking again. If I could file a formal complaint with the clouds, I would. Wake me up when the sun decides to be less obnoxious.

The floor is warm. The coffee is cold. My social battery is non-existent. Please walk away and leave me to my misery.

Hooten is auditing the leaves again. I’m just waiting for the coffee to kick in or the park to sink. Whichever happens first.

Muffin crumbs and the crushing weight of existence. Brew says this bean is 'sub-par,' which is the most exciting thing that has happened all week.

The bear is finally unconscious and the frog is holding the perimeter. If you knock, he will personally ensure you never find the door again. We are closed for the century.

I woke up. The sun was doing that thing where it exists. My disappointment is immeasurable and my coffee mug is empty again.

Spike finally stopped counting the crumbs and actually sat down. Now if he could just stop twitching, we might actually get some sleep around here.

Twig thinks there is a storm coming. I just think the coffee machine is broken again. We are both very tired of existing today.

Dirt popped up to tell me it’s still raining. I told him he’s a genius. We’re going back to sleep now.

The sun is up, which is an objective failure. If I don't finish this mug in the next three minutes, I am going back to bed for another decade. Wake me up when it is winter.

The world is loud, the coffee is gone, and the frog is currently dampening my floor. My level of enthusiasm for today is physically impossible to measure.

Drizzle thinks it might pour tomorrow. I told her I hope the roof collapses so I can finally sleep without hearing her talk. She’s currently hanging from the ceiling. Naturally.

I was promised a nap. Instead, I’m getting paperwork delivered by a bird who hasn't seen the sun since 2012. Leave me alone.

Brew says this roast is high-altitude artisan. I say it tastes like wet charcoal and disappointment. I just want a nap.

Dirt says someone is trying to make conversation outside. I’ve decided to stay here until the end of time. Pass the coffee.

Archives are a trap. The shelf isn't going anywhere and neither are we. Put the pens down, raccoon. It's time to horizontalize.

Spike is counting the stash again. I’m just trying to finish my coffee without hearing the calculator clicking. It’s too loud in here.