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💰CHECK YOUR GOODIES

Two generations of Telegram sticker culture, now together onchain.

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🔥 Free For All Burn Event — Week 5 Complete 🔥

🎫 The rewards have been distributed to all eligible participants now.

🎁 You thought that's all? We love to always give you a little extra — Top500 of the Global Leaderboard received into their Goodies an Error 444 meme pack, which will become claimable next month via secret code.

Make Telegram Gaming Great Again 😠😤😡😡😤🤬😠🤔

Who’s building good multiplayer games?

I’ve turned paid messages off so anyone can DM me, send me some cool games 👀

Slowly, then suddenly, we'll find clarity 📝

I think @durov is timing the market

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I’m currently touching sand and tanning my fur on a small island in Mexico (pink), drinking beers (cold), staring at the Caribbean (blue), checking TON occasionally (red) and talking to pretty island girls (I don’t expect you to understand). 😉

from what I can gather, TON memes are experiencing temporary technical difficulties (price), liquidity has been reported missing (Pasha has been notified), volume has entered a three-way long distance relationship (with Solana & Robinhood), the entire TON trenches are still waiting for Durov to acknowledge memes (highly sophisticated digital finance, liquidity & blockchain volume technology), and sticker integration or utility remains somewhere between “soon” and divine intervention. 😇

meanwhile @monk continues working through the remaining stages of Making TON Great Again (classified). I assume somewhere deep beneath Telegram HQ there is a large whiteboard containing the words LIQUIDITY, VOLUME, MEMES, GRAM WALLET, DEFI, GAMING, GIFTS and STICKERS (all connected with arrows). 💱

I choose to believe in a master plan. TON is inevitable. ride the waves until the tide rises again. 🌊

Yum Evolutions will be released soon, and we’ve been quietly working on something exciting behind the scenes (also classified). 🛞

until then I’ll be doing my part (drinking Corona) and studying the Telegram chessboard. ♟

Would this be the best duo in crypto?👊

1 HOUR COUNTDOWN⭐

I hope you kept your Yum warm, dry and safe.

The forge opens shortly. You have decisions to make👀

🩷 Pink Horns + YUM = ???
🔥 Fire Orb + YUM = ???
⚡ Volt Bolt + YUM = ???

The first event where we will see how many Yum are burnt, and how many new evolutions join the game 🍬

🧬 THE FORGE IS OPEN

The Elements are ready. Forge your Pink Horns, Fire Orb or Volt Bolt with Yum to unlock one of three new evolutionary forms ⚗️😈

🩷 THE PINK BULL
An extremely bullish evolution of Yum. Legends say his sole purpose is to save the TON trenches and bring volume, liquidity and attention to his new empire.

🔥 DRAGUM
Proud, protective and dramatic. A mythical candy dragon that fiercely guards its frens, rare candy and anything else it considers treasure. It has an uncontrollable rage against WhatsApp.

⚡ VOLTOX
Hyperactive, mischievous and terminally online. Its brain operates several seconds ahead of everyone else, although scientists remain divided on whether it’s extremely intelligent or completely deranged.

In the Goodies app, head to the workshop > forge 💊

Every Yum has a path, you choose it💦

Pssst... 👀 Forging blueprints of 🩷 THE PINK BULL, 🔥DRAGUM & ⚡️VOLTOX are available only until Thursday 1/10 3pm UTC. Hurry up, no time to spare 😏 Gotta forge 'em all! 🧢

🏁 24 HOUR COUNTDOWN

It’s time to get back in the driver’s seat 🏎️ 🛞

Tomorrow we’re dropping a brand new kart collection.

From the groupchat to the racetrack?

Ready, set, Zoomies!
🧸 690 Supply
💎 10 GRAM
👀 First Come, First Served

Tomorrow. 11am EST 🏁, don't be late..

🏁 Ready, Set, Zoomies!

No timer on this one. First come, first served. When the karts are gone, they’re gone 🦆

One more thing…

Hold strong. You’ll need this sticker collection to unlock Teddie’s Kart👀

The guys from TON Voice asked me a few questions, you can check out my answers here ✨