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My GF: "Babe, can't we just sell some of your investments to afford the vacation?"
Me:
Me:
🇨🇭 Global One SI - Prompt
SpaceX $SPCX falls to $126 after-hours after a failed Starship launch. The stock is now trading below it's $135 IPO price and almost 50% below its peak price.
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There cannot have been anyone stupid enough to have shorted SpaceX yet right
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🇨🇭 Global One SI - Prompt
Checking on the guys I told to buy bitcoin at $126K
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I was losing 7% of my money every year because of inflation, so I bought Bitcoin at $126K to beat inflation
Now I'm down 50%
Now I'm down 50%
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🇨🇭 Global One SI - Prompt
Pure insanity. Kimi-K3 ranks ABOVE Fable 5 in coding. The level of intelligence from these open-sourced models is crazy - we've entered a completely new paradigm.
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They distilled our models that we didn't invented yet 😂😂😂
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If I were going to give one tip to traders.
Delete TradingView from your phone 😂😂😂
Delete TradingView from your phone 😂😂😂
🇨🇭 Global One SI - Prompt
If I were going to give one tip to traders. Delete TradingView from your phone 😂😂😂
Wow. Mind blowing advice ☢
🇨🇭 Global One SI - Prompt
They distilled our models that we didn't invented yet 😂😂😂
🚨 CHINA'S NEW AI MODEL IS CHALLENGING OPENAI AND ANTHROPIC.
Chinese startup Moonshot AI has unveiled Kimi K3 today. According to the company, it delivers performance close to Anthropic’s Claude Fable and OpenAI’s GPT-5.6.
Kimi K3 uses a Mixture-of-Experts architecture with 2.8 trillion total parameters, making it the largest open-weight AI model released to date.
Kimi K3 features a massive 1 MILLION-token context window, allowing it to analyze entire codebases, books, research papers and long documents in a single prompt.
The model is designed for advanced reasoning, coding, AI agents and complex knowledge tasks.
Chinese AI stocks crashed after the announcement - Zhipu crashed -28%, while MiniMax fell -16%.
Chinese startup Moonshot AI has unveiled Kimi K3 today. According to the company, it delivers performance close to Anthropic’s Claude Fable and OpenAI’s GPT-5.6.
Kimi K3 uses a Mixture-of-Experts architecture with 2.8 trillion total parameters, making it the largest open-weight AI model released to date.
Kimi K3 features a massive 1 MILLION-token context window, allowing it to analyze entire codebases, books, research papers and long documents in a single prompt.
The model is designed for advanced reasoning, coding, AI agents and complex knowledge tasks.
Chinese AI stocks crashed after the announcement - Zhipu crashed -28%, while MiniMax fell -16%.
🇨🇭 Global One SI - Prompt
“Crypto is a scam” Me:
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The shit Messi pulls off at the 80th minute
🇨🇭 Global One SI - Prompt
Looks like the Nasdaq's decline has begun.
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Jim Cramer: "What stocks are working??? I have the list" 😂😂
🇰🇼Kuwait's Ministry of Electricity, Water and Renewable Energy confirmed a power and water desalination plant was struck in what it called an Iranian attack.
The ministry says the strike damaged parts of the plant, sparked a fire, and affected a large number of electricity generation units. Emergency plans have been activated to preserve the national grid.
This is Kuwait's own government confirming the strike, not third party reporting.
Power and water infrastructure in the Gulf is now inside the target set.
The ministry says the strike damaged parts of the plant, sparked a fire, and affected a large number of electricity generation units. Emergency plans have been activated to preserve the national grid.
This is Kuwait's own government confirming the strike, not third party reporting.
Power and water infrastructure in the Gulf is now inside the target set.
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Forwarded from 🛢WTI, Brent Crude Oil, NGAS Trading 📊
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Just 1 digit ships crossed the Strait of Hormuz in the last 24 hours.
Before the war, roughly 110 ships crossed daily.
That is a collapse to under 3% of normal traffic.
Flow data tells the same story.
The last 2 days ran 0.074 and 0.198 million barrels a day, after the previous 5 days averaged 5.516 million.
The weekly average is now 3.98 million.
This follows 6 nights of US strikes, the reimposed blockade, and the tanker attack that killed a sailor this week.
Before the war, roughly 110 ships crossed daily.
That is a collapse to under 3% of normal traffic.
Flow data tells the same story.
The last 2 days ran 0.074 and 0.198 million barrels a day, after the previous 5 days averaged 5.516 million.
The weekly average is now 3.98 million.
This follows 6 nights of US strikes, the reimposed blockade, and the tanker attack that killed a sailor this week.
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🇨🇭 Global One SI - Prompt
🚨HUGE: Trump Media will sell traders FASTER access to President Trump’s Truth Social posts through a new real-time data feed, per WSJ.
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Trump since February 28, 2026:
"We've won."
"Iran is begging for a deal."
"Iran wants a deal."
"We're very close to a deal."
"Today we're signing a deal."
"We're not signing the deal."
"I gave Iran 60 days. Today is day 61."
"Make a deal before there is nothing left."
"The next attacks will be even more brutal."
"US will strike Iran very hard."
"We hit Iran's nuclear sites."
"They've been completely and totally obliterated."
"It was a spectacular military success."
"The war with Iran is over."
"The ceasefire with Iran is over."
"Any retaliation by Iran will be met with far greater force."
"There will be no deal except unconditional surrender."
"A whole civilization will die tonight."
"MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN."
"I have won the war."
"Iran is begging for a deal."
"The war with Iran is over."
"The war isn't over."
"A whole civilization will die tonight."
"Iran wants a deal."
"Today we're signing a deal."
"Tomorrow we will sign the deal."
"We're not going to sign the deal."
"The war with Iran is over."
"The ceasefire with Iran is over."
"We will hit Iran very hard."
"Iran wants a deal"
"We're winning very big in Iran"
"We've won."
"Iran is begging for a deal."
"Iran wants a deal."
"We're very close to a deal."
"Today we're signing a deal."
"We're not signing the deal."
"I gave Iran 60 days. Today is day 61."
"Make a deal before there is nothing left."
"The next attacks will be even more brutal."
"US will strike Iran very hard."
"We hit Iran's nuclear sites."
"They've been completely and totally obliterated."
"It was a spectacular military success."
"The war with Iran is over."
"The ceasefire with Iran is over."
"Any retaliation by Iran will be met with far greater force."
"There will be no deal except unconditional surrender."
"A whole civilization will die tonight."
"MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN."
"I have won the war."
"Iran is begging for a deal."
"The war with Iran is over."
"The war isn't over."
"A whole civilization will die tonight."
"Iran wants a deal."
"Today we're signing a deal."
"Tomorrow we will sign the deal."
"We're not going to sign the deal."
"The war with Iran is over."
"The ceasefire with Iran is over."
"We will hit Iran very hard."
"Iran wants a deal"
"We're winning very big in Iran"
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TRUMP ON HIS POINTLESS WAR: “We’re making a lot of money. The defense companies are doing great.”🤔
Unreal. There you have it, folks.
Unreal. There you have it, folks.
🇨🇭 Global One SI - Prompt
There are people trying to convince us that war is good for business. It doesn’t seem to be so good after all.
The Russian stock market enters free fall, dropping below the key psychological 2000 level.
More sellers are now piling on, as Russian traders' hopes that the Kremlin would defend the level are now history.
More sellers are now piling on, as Russian traders' hopes that the Kremlin would defend the level are now history.
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🇨🇭 Global One SI - Prompt
BIG problems are coming for you people of #Russia Throw out Vladimir Putin or you will not survive
At least he still has enough to buy a few new tzar things... 😂
🇨🇭 Global One SI - Prompt
8 signs your brain is wired for wealth: 1. You get frustrated when people around you waste time. not because you're impatient, because your brain automatically calculates the cost of every wasted minute.that's not normal. that's a wealth wired mind. 2.…
The kind of friend group you need.
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Weird signs you're going to be the first millionaire of your family:
1. You question the normal 9-5 route because you know it's just a fuing trap
2. You know working your whole life for 0.5% raises just doesn't add up, when inflation is going through the roof
3. You see the "matrix"... and you can't unsee it anymore
4. You start isolating yourself because people around you think you're crazy when you tell them your dreams and visions
5. Your ideas sound "crazy" to others but make perfect sense to you
6. You think about money, freedom, and how to build or scale your business everyday
7. Your life looks "fine" but deep down you know it's just not it yet, you know you're meant for way bigger
8. You rather invest your money and time into knowledge and access instead of alcohol and partying
9. You feel behind sometimes, like you're not doing enough or you're not fast enough but in comparison to normal people you know woth your mindset, you can only win
10. You're building something no one around you fully understands yet
I had this exact phase when i realized a 9-5 is my biggest nightmare. i just wanted to be free, make money and be able to afford the best quality food, never have to work for anyone else again... so i got absolutely obsessed with becoming my best version.
I went from broke working 2 jobs to now building my dream life from my phone.
1. You question the normal 9-5 route because you know it's just a fuing trap
2. You know working your whole life for 0.5% raises just doesn't add up, when inflation is going through the roof
3. You see the "matrix"... and you can't unsee it anymore
4. You start isolating yourself because people around you think you're crazy when you tell them your dreams and visions
5. Your ideas sound "crazy" to others but make perfect sense to you
6. You think about money, freedom, and how to build or scale your business everyday
7. Your life looks "fine" but deep down you know it's just not it yet, you know you're meant for way bigger
8. You rather invest your money and time into knowledge and access instead of alcohol and partying
9. You feel behind sometimes, like you're not doing enough or you're not fast enough but in comparison to normal people you know woth your mindset, you can only win
10. You're building something no one around you fully understands yet
I had this exact phase when i realized a 9-5 is my biggest nightmare. i just wanted to be free, make money and be able to afford the best quality food, never have to work for anyone else again... so i got absolutely obsessed with becoming my best version.
I went from broke working 2 jobs to now building my dream life from my phone.
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