It’s appears you bought the best companies in the U.S. at the wrong prices, Mr. Bond

Ducks: in a row
Elephant in the room: addressed
Eggs: in several baskets
Bigger fish: fried
Cards: on the table
Chips: all in
Two cents: given
Money: where my mouth is 🤑

“Staying in your room will not make you rich”

The room 💀

My GF: "Babe, can't we just sell some of your investments to afford the vacation?"

Me:

There cannot have been anyone stupid enough to have shorted SpaceX yet right

I was losing 7% of my money every year because of inflation, so I bought Bitcoin at $126K to beat inflation

Now I'm down 50%

They distilled our models that we didn't invented yet 😂😂😂

If I were going to give one tip to traders.

Delete TradingView from your phone 😂😂😂

Wow. Mind blowing advice ☢

🚨 CHINA'S NEW AI MODEL IS CHALLENGING OPENAI AND ANTHROPIC.

Chinese startup Moonshot AI has unveiled Kimi K3 today. According to the company, it delivers performance close to Anthropic’s Claude Fable and OpenAI’s GPT-5.6.

Kimi K3 uses a Mixture-of-Experts architecture with 2.8 trillion total parameters, making it the largest open-weight AI model released to date.

Kimi K3 features a massive 1 MILLION-token context window, allowing it to analyze entire codebases, books, research papers and long documents in a single prompt.

The model is designed for advanced reasoning, coding, AI agents and complex knowledge tasks.

Chinese AI stocks crashed after the announcement - Zhipu crashed -28%, while MiniMax fell -16%.

The method

The shit Messi pulls off at the 80th minute

Jim Cramer: "What stocks are working??? I have the list" 😂😂

🇰🇼Kuwait's Ministry of Electricity, Water and Renewable Energy confirmed a power and water desalination plant was struck in what it called an Iranian attack.

The ministry says the strike damaged parts of the plant, sparked a fire, and affected a large number of electricity generation units. Emergency plans have been activated to preserve the national grid.

This is Kuwait's own government confirming the strike, not third party reporting.

Power and water infrastructure in the Gulf is now inside the target set.

Trump since February 28, 2026:

"We've won."

"Iran is begging for a deal."

"Iran wants a deal."

"We're very close to a deal."

"Today we're signing a deal."

"We're not signing the deal."

"I gave Iran 60 days. Today is day 61."

"Make a deal before there is nothing left."

"The next attacks will be even more brutal."

"US will strike Iran very hard."

"We hit Iran's nuclear sites."

"They've been completely and totally obliterated."

"It was a spectacular military success."

"The war with Iran is over."

"The ceasefire with Iran is over."

"Any retaliation by Iran will be met with far greater force."

"There will be no deal except unconditional surrender."

"A whole civilization will die tonight."

"MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN."

"I have won the war."

"Iran is begging for a deal."

"The war with Iran is over."

"The war isn't over."

"A whole civilization will die tonight."

"Iran wants a deal."

"Today we're signing a deal."

"Tomorrow we will sign the deal."

"We're not going to sign the deal."

"The war with Iran is over."

"The ceasefire with Iran is over."

"We will hit Iran very hard."

"Iran wants a deal"

"We're winning very big in Iran"

TRUMP ON HIS POINTLESS WAR: “We’re making a lot of money. The defense companies are doing great.”🤔

Unreal. There you have it, folks.

The Russian stock market enters free fall, dropping below the key psychological 2000 level.

More sellers are now piling on, as Russian traders' hopes that the Kremlin would defend the level are now history.

At least he still has enough to buy a few new tzar things... 😂