RIP, King

Predictable, but silly.

Point for Wisconsin.

One of the most psychotic ads I've ever seen.

But man, this is a reminder of how before AI, I'd have many more people reaching out to me trying to get me to take their tests for them, write their papers for them, &c. Beautiful that those people are now mostly isolated to the realm of AI chatbots.

If you don't study philosophy, you are sad and unfulfilled, or perhaps were gifted some true opinion by God Himself.

Not even 200 inches yet? Pathetic!

North Carolina snow plows.

Asking the real questions.

The latest viral trend is niggas teaching themselves to read.

An African-American legal scholar has decided to share his opinion on the Don Lemon case.

What horrible reality have I awoken into this morning?!?

He correctly points out that the grievances listed in le Declaration are silly, but then also claims that the way to keep America as a colony would have been cowing even harder to the disorderly lot rather than stepping on their necks and cracking the whip. Sad.

Yes, the way to keep your subordinates in line is to not punish them for being ridiculous but instead to reward their negative behavior by giving them what they want and more.

This guy should write a parenting book.

It's obvious that the best cooks in the world are men. But where does the median ability sit, you think?

If we plucked a random man and a random woman from the US, which would you expect to be better able to cook?

Unpopular opinion: Mayo on pizza is good.