...WINTER STORM WARNING IN EFFECT FROM 7 AM EST /6 AM CST/ FRIDAY TO 1 PM EST /NOON CST/ SATURDAY...
Heavy lake effect snow expected. Total snow accumulations between 8 and 15 inches, highest across the higher terrain west of a line from Ironwood to White Pine, and from Mass City to Painesdale. 6 and 12 inches for northern Iron County and 2 to 6 inches for southern Iron County.
Christians, do you believe that the Pagan gods like Zeus, Poseidon, etc. are real? Do they exist outside of human minds?
Anonymous Poll
19%
Yes, they are real.
61%
No, they are fake.
19%
I am not a Christian.
Donald Trump just signed an executive order that scientifically reclassified Pluton as a planet. We are so back.
Well... If there's two places in the UP that are good targets, it's probably those.
Forwarded from Uncle Yarv
Sometimes I wonder if the Republicans could man it up and propose a Great Compromise with the Moloch of progressive America. We’d call it a compromise—but I’m really thinking more of a surrender. The compromise (a consent decree, even?) would run as follows:
We, the undersigned Republicans, admit that we are foul kulak racists and deserve only to lose. We shall therefore crawl back into our holes and cling bitterly to our guns, etc. We henceforth dissolve the Republican Party and all its organs, especially Fox News. All future elections will be won by the Democrats, who are winners and golden in the light of Allah. May they enjoy eternal diversity.
We, the undersigned Democrats, accept with a heavy conscience the burden of world domination. We agree to admit that we are the ruling party in a one-party state which controls the entire freakin’ planet. We promise that we will never whine that we’re being oppressed when some stupid worthless kulak thinks he can fight back, which he can’t, for five minutes.
And finally, since there are no more elections and no more Republicans to humiliate, we are out of the meatpuppet business. We will no longer import, bribe, invent, or otherwise create meatpuppet or sockpuppet voters. Frankly, we didn’t want these people in Takoma Park anyway. The landscaping might get a little scruffy, but come on—Maryland is full of redneck grits. What do they do all day, farm? They can drive their F150s down from Hagerstown, and come cut our damned lawns.