THE Philosopher
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And people say they don't teach useful skills in high school anymore...
In the Poor regime, all keyboards are like this.
The Daily Poor calls on its readers to embrace the semicolon; those who forebear to use it will be banned.
Forwarded from Ulysses Liberty
semicolon gang rise up; make comma abusers seethe
Libs love to pretend like they haven't been the overdogs for the last 250 years. Conservatives are and always will be the unfashionable weirdos.
Forwarded from Alexisonshitposting
I had the distinct, nay, the solemn duty of informing a young student's mother that her son was to be conscripted into a punctuation practicum. We spoke not of mere days but of weeks of restless, soul-crushing semicolon submersion, such an unyielding siege of syntax, that he shall emerge a grammarian capable of joining independent clauses with a mere flick of his steely gaze. She responded, "Hi Israel! I love semicolons!!"
I will continue to do my part by relentlessly mocking people who purchase them
This isn't true; and we're doubling tripling the amount of lead in the camp water to prove it
LAND O' LAKES — A driver was uninjured after hitting a moose on Highway 45 just south of Land O' Lakes early yesterday morning. The driver of a car struck the moose around 3:30 in the morning, striking the moose's back legs, according to Vilas County Sheriff's office. The Vilas County Sheriff's Office and Wisconsin DNR responded to the scene and euthanized the moose, the Sheriff's office confirmed. The DNR took possession of the moose.
Forwarded from DrGummyBears
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The parts of the Humanities that comprise philosophy, historiography, and political science should be treated with the same exclusivity of participation as nuclear physics or brain surgery, if not more. I can count the amount of people I've met that can do it without fumbling into paroxismal contradiction on one hand. Especially this late in the game, when we have more hindsight than anyone ever has, it takes very refined skill to be able to understand the state of things and their origins. Theres simply too much information to demand anything less than the highest analytical ability.
Imagine a set of cards, each with a number on one side and a letter on the other. Suppose that four of these cards are laid out on a table in front of you, like [above].

Now consider the following rule:
If there is a vowel on one side, there is an even number on the other.

Which cards are relevant to this rule's truth or falsity? Or in plainer terms, flipping as few cards as possible, which cards would you have to turn over to see if the rule was true of these four cards?