THE Philosopher
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We're having a bonanza out here.

Rest in peace, Jerry.
People want to live like this? It's unbearably hot outside.
Winter's over and I only lose 2 toes and a finger. Not bad. Bit better than average for Yoopers.
Paradise, MI
Trout Magic
I fish because I love to;
Because I love the environs where trout are found, which are invariably beautiful, and hate the environs where crowds of people are found, which are invariably ugly;
Because of all the television commercials, cocktail parties, and assorted social posturing I thus escape;
Because, in a world where most men seem to spend their lives doing things they hate, my fishing is at once an endless source of delight and an act of small rebellion;
Because trout do not lie or cheat and cannot be bought or bribed or impressed by power, but respond only to quietude and humility and endless patience;
Because I suspect that men are going along this way for the last time, and I for one don’t want to waste the trip; because mercifully there are no telephones on trout waters;
Because only in the woods can I find solitude without loneliness;
Because bourbon out of an old tin cup always tastes better out there;
Because maybe one day I will catch a mermaid;
And, finally, not because I regard fishing as being so terribly important but because I suspect that so many of the other concerns of men are equally unimportant – and not nearly so much fun.
What a lame answer. I'm not going to fall for this, not until the answer is "no," or, better yet, pulling out the Constitution and firing each article, one by one, culminating in a dramatic finale where he rips up a giant Constitution prop and declares the beginning of the MAGA Magna Carta.
All the big names are coming out to support this cause:

https://chng.it/Ph8cHD6v
Was just teaching someone. They complained about their previous tutor after I helped them to grasp some concepts, saying that previous tutor didn't actually help despite the hefty fee. Curious, I asked about said fee. $370/hour. Ridiculous.
Finally. Now can Zoom please be next?
My wife just came running down the stairs asking why I was screaming
THE Philosopher
My wife just came running down the stairs asking why I was screaming
The neighbors came over to help... But there was nothing they could do...