Finally, a scientific paper of interest

For the first time, I had a black student who had a fire alarm beeping in the background. Ever curious and wondering what his perception of the sound was, I asked him about the noise. He wasn't sure, and at first denied that there was a beep at all. Upon observing the pattern, I predicted a beep and told him to listen right before it went off, at which point he believed me. Sending him to investigate, he was able to identify that it was in fact the fire alarm, but claimed that it just be broken. I told him that it might be low on batteries and that replacing them might resolve the problem, and, in response, he spoke with an indignant tone, like my suggestion was the sort of thing that you would expect to escape from the mouth of a psychiatric patient, retorting that, "fire alarms don't use batteries."

I'm gonna be outside running around in circles joyfully screaming for half an hour or so

We're walking barefoot in the snow. Feelin' blessed

Just in: about half of Daily Poor subscribers are gay. Sweepy was right once again.

Lib alert

Someone please explain this. Why did that happen?

Painesdale

Dinner of champions

When asked about Whatsapp, I rant about Wittgenstein and Snoop Dogg.

Serious question, though: why do scammers want to contact you on Whatsapp in particular? I've never used it, and don't understand how it would help them. Am curious.