Why do these news stories keep telling lies about the UP?

Hmm. I wonder what kind of social status graduating from Peterson Academy awards you with.

There's barely any snow left

A more reasonable amount of snow still here. Good.

Everything on this channel, including poached eggs, ultimately relates somehow to the philosophy of Parmenides.

I thought having the premium react on was funny, but now it's got to go. This can't continue.

So, I signed up for this academy to give it a try. Just got back my first paper officially graded by Peterson himself...

He gave me a C, saying that I made poached eggs too central to my thesis regarding Plato's Republic. There were also tear drops all over the paper.

In big red letters on the top it reads "you evil coward!" all because Peterson prefers scrambled

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NAT GEO just released an updated map of Canada

Reminder that bears are anti-revolutionary pro-nomians

... What?

Here we go

When some folks talk about “human rights,” they mean the right to accrue massive debt on meaningless things.

For many, freedom just leads to a spiral of despair.

Freedom is gay. This is based and reactionary content.