THE Philosopher
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Confusing to me that they didn't capitalize the "u" in "urban."
First time getting a double yolk while poaching (and there's a second).
New chat rule: no boiled eggs, neither inside nor outside the shell
THE Philosopher
I took an IQ test and boy was it a wake up call. Took an official IQ test today and got an 80 which is 10 points from mentally retarded. It definitely made me realize I am nowhere near as intelligent/smart I thought I was, and now I’m starting to rethink…
Poached
The Breakfast Club
Now that my IQ score has availed itself to me, that this is my favorite song seems almost comical. The intrinsic low IQ of the genre, though replete with superficial cultural elements bereft of perspicuous understanding; a mere imitation of transcendental aesthetics. It's like a musical rendition of my reification of Kant. Ludicrous.
Punished Slutty SSRI Bomb Party
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65 is too fast. I go 55 in those, maybe even 50
Forwarded from Wayout's Gayout
Drinking alcohol is like playing life with cheat mode turned on. You feel cooler even though you're not. You think you have good ideas even though you're stupid. You feel happier even though you don't deserve it.
Forwarded from Baka Rainu
It is impossible. A person with 80 iq can not express his thoughts like that. 80 is less than everyone's iq i know. Even megu has ~81-85 i guess
Forwarded from Dylan
Someone I know just sent me a picture of poached eggs. The Poor chat is affecting the matrix
The ending to Fourth Circuit Judge J. Harvie Wilkinson's opinion on an insurance case
Y'all already know wassup
Kwik Trip nation
Water tastes good today
Yumm