THE Philosopher
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When I was crossing the country I stopped at a rural gas station and got in line. When I got to the pump they were like "your plates aren't from around here why are you here" and I was like "I didn't know gas was region locked" and she was like "you're not even eligible for this gas event" and I'm like "what the hell is a gas event" and she said "you know what nevermind it's too late" and started filling my tank. I asked her where I could pay and she just awkwardly told me to take the gas and go. That's how I learned what a charity "gas event" is
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πŸ–ΌοΈ cities and their funny April Fool's Day press releases... 🀣
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If you don't live in a city, you won't have a mandatory 30 minute cap on your consumption of fast food... Just think of the productivity loss that comes with living in rural America... Such a slow pace of life, no wonder those people never figured out how to build cities
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You wouldn't like it here on this Superior Peninsula
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I hope this becomes more popular in urbania. If that were to come to pass, it would mean that urbanites don't have to ship prosperity out to rural America by building prisons on our land. They can keep all their prison jobs for themselves.
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