I'm gonna say... Yes, you can

"Car-free community" apparently means not just no roads, but also that everything needs to be crammed literally right next to each other with no room for any natural scenery

Place sold for $60k

Here's that monthly bill assuming a tiny 3% down payment and a whopping 8% interesting rate.

You can't buy a house in today's economy, anon. Be depressed and stew in your misery, there's definitely not a way out that's easily in reach

Area had some good stats, too

https://t.me/TheDailyPoor/1450?single

From Poor Chat:

Sure there's no crime and the streets are clean but what about muh authentic street food and drag shows? And it's not near a globohomocorp office so I can't work for an employer who loathes me and will bar me from employment soon because of the color of my skin.

You may think I'm being facetious but that's the summary of every millennial/zoomer "woah is me" tiktok

Might be worth stating this directly:

Conventional advice dictates that you should make $2093 a month to afford this. Looked up who's hiring full time near here. Gas station down the street is hiring at $14 an hour for basic cashiering positions. Working there full would get you $2480 a month gross income, which exceeds the amount you'd need to afford this house.

"But The Daily Poor, there's no jobs in these areas 😢."

Local grocery store is looking for a manager, paying $4k per month. No degree required

About once a month, I'll be out shopping somewhere or doing something and a fellow or lady who owns or manages the establishment will ask me if I'd like to work for them.

Urban folks just don't understand how easy it is to get a job out here in BFM.

Businesses out here are desperate for workers. In the cities, they have millions of disposable drones. Which position would you rather be in?

"Thanks, Portland."

Sportsball must be destroyed.

t.me/theferrymanstoll

Initially, one might regard the nomenclature as illogical, given the expansive territory situated north of "Northern Michigan."

Nevertheless, this designation is quite astute, as it acknowledges the cultural bifurcation between Yoopers and trolls, thereby differentiating us by omitting the term "Michigan" from our regional moniker.

Based