We have two winners for this month's limerick contest.

First, we have Timothy Edgren's limerick, as follows:

I'm tired'a dis grindin' and work,
My duties and chores I will shirk.
Da YooPee is da place
To get outta da race
And settle down in da snow and da murk.

Certainly captures da spirit o' dis place, eh! 😁 A really fun one!

Next, congratulations to @Sammylongbottom! Here's him winning Limerick:

Three years ago I left my city life.
The world was crazy and full of strife.
But now I live right off the land.
Harvesting fruits with my own hand.
All I lack is a Godly wife

Sammy is getting married in a few weeks! Congratulations, Sammy!

Nice little home in northwestern Missouri that's very affordable. Thanks to Josiah Young on Twitter.

Can you save her, anon?

On the lack of work in rural areas

What’s stopping you from moving somewhere calm?

Alberta's Icefields Parkway

👍 or 👎

Senix cordless snow shovel

The Daily Poor stands behind Kaufman Sheet Metal's Yooper Scooper

In the city, you chase the dream; in a small town, you live it

Leaving this here without commentary

Just buy a distiller...

People actually live like this? How is the suicide rate so low?

@AltSkull48