THE Philosopher
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Some brothers came to a holy old man who lived in the desert; and outside the hermitage they found a boy tending the sheep and using ill-mannered words. After they had told the old man their thoughts and profited from his reply, they said: "Abba, why do you allow those boys to be here, and do not order them to stop hurling abuse at each other?" The old man said: "Believe me, my brothers, there are days when I want to order them, but I stop myself; saying, If I cannot put up with this little thing, how shall I put up with a serious temptation, if God ever lets me be so tempted? So I say nothing to them, and try to get a habit of enduring whatever happens."
Nobody tell normies that places smaller than Kansas City exist
Be there or be square
What are they planning?
Anybody want some? Only $25 a bowl!
What, anon, you don't trust journalists or academics?
Has owning the apartment you live in become more of a thing recently? I don't have any memory of this until pretty recently some old high school friends started doing it, and I'm unsure if I just somehow missed it or I'm experiencing frequency illusion
Can the average Daily Poor subscriber answer this question?
Forwarded from Working Man Memes (Howdy)
The real problem with the economy is that workers are getting too many raises
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If you don't live in a city, you won't get to see the latest advertisements in person and will have to watch them through a Telegram post like a loser
Forwarded from THE Philosopher
January Limerick Contest

Get creative this January and join our limerick contest! We're celebrating the subtle joys and freedoms found in simpler living. Let's see how you can capture the channel's message in a limerick.

How to Enter:
- Craft a limerick that captures one of the themes of the channel, such as the joys of a simpler, less materialistic life, the superiority of small town and/or rural living to the life of urbanites, the selfishness of mainstream living, how great the 🖼️ is, how nobody would like it in the 🖼️, etc.
- Post your creation in the chat. You can reply here or post elsewhere in the chat – we'll make sure to find and consider all entries.
- No limit on number of entries, so long as it doesn't get spammy.
- Deadline is January 31st at 8:00 PM EST

Here are my terrible examples:
With pockets so heavy with gold,
The rich move through life, uncontrolled.
But those with less weight,
Find an easier fate,
And their freedom is more than tenfold.


In a tiny town, where life is serene,
Folks find joy in a world so green.
With acres to roam,
And a modest home,
Their happiness is felt, not just seen.


The Superior Lake reflected the sky's clear blue,
And the U.P. seemed to be calling you.
But then you saw a bear,
Couldn't stand the cold air,
Knew you wouldn't like it here, and withdrew.


Prize:
The winner will receive a year of Telegram Premium for free the evening of January 31st.

Some additional entries will be posted to the channel.

Best of luck! This should be fun
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Did anybody expect better from Atlanta?
This bitch was really grifting on Twitter for her son's travel baseball tournament LMFAO
Forwarded from Information Liberation
Washington Post headline: "How tens of thousands of Black U.S. doctors simply vanished."

Paragraph 25: They didn't vanish I just made it up, lol.