THE Philosopher
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The monthly cost of the Ironwood house if you put down 5% is half of the HOA fee alone for the Oregon Condo

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Winter doing the job that our government refuses to do
About damn time
If you can't handle me at my worst....
Damn, $1 a lot ain't bad
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Can you find the frog?
Weird that these are the same price, eh?
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Weird that these are the same price, eh?
I was kinda confused until I learned that one of them is on the Lake Superior shoreline
Went to a gas station at 11 at night. 5 cars were parked in front of the store. All 5 of them had been left running while the occupants went inside. This is a high trust society.
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Da 🖼️ has no minimum wage
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The only county where Nikki Haley beat Trump is Johnson county, home to the University of Iowa.

Remember to send your kids to University. Have pride and insist that with what a great parent you are, with how well you've taught them, your kids could absolutely never be brainwashed into hating you.

Nudge nudge wink wink
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January Limerick Contest

Get creative this January and join our limerick contest! We're celebrating the subtle joys and freedoms found in simpler living. Let's see how you can capture the channel's message in a limerick.

How to Enter:
- Craft a limerick that captures one of the themes of the channel, such as the joys of a simpler, less materialistic life, the superiority of small town and/or rural living to the life of urbanites, the selfishness of mainstream living, how great the 🖼️ is, how nobody would like it in the 🖼️, etc.
- Post your creation in the chat. You can reply here or post elsewhere in the chat – we'll make sure to find and consider all entries.
- No limit on number of entries, so long as it doesn't get spammy.
- Deadline is January 31st at 8:00 PM EST

Here are my terrible examples:
With pockets so heavy with gold,
The rich move through life, uncontrolled.
But those with less weight,
Find an easier fate,
And their freedom is more than tenfold.


In a tiny town, where life is serene,
Folks find joy in a world so green.
With acres to roam,
And a modest home,
Their happiness is felt, not just seen.


The Superior Lake reflected the sky's clear blue,
And the U.P. seemed to be calling you.
But then you saw a bear,
Couldn't stand the cold air,
Knew you wouldn't like it here, and withdrew.


Prize:
The winner will receive a year of Telegram Premium for free the evening of January 31st.

Some additional entries will be posted to the channel.

Best of luck! This should be fun
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THE Philosopher pinned «January Limerick Contest Get creative this January and join our limerick contest! We're celebrating the subtle joys and freedoms found in simpler living. Let's see how you can capture the channel's message in a limerick. How to Enter: - Craft a limerick…»