Guys, what the hell is going on? It's the middle of December

Just paid my monthly bills. I am now even poorer than I was before. Feeling blessed 🙏🏼

Guys, I was running some stats....

The correlation between black percentage of a county's population and average temperature is negative.

What this means is that black people are what provide a place with warmth and joy. Any place without blacks will be frigid, chilly, and depressing.

Remember this the next time you think of moving to a small, cold, white town. Just isn't worth it.

Remember to give your children less love to make the world more fair

You mean living in a concrete jungle isn't good for me? Who would have thought?

Just received my second free butter.

With every spread, joy,
A gift from above, so pure,
In butter, I find peace.

Someone redpill me on living in Maine.

Have you capped your subscribers at 906? 😀

This is the last subscriber milestone I'll ever post about. A very Yooper day.

Scientists just discovered the Sabbath