🍥@SangriaInChinatown's cursed Sanrio

࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔

🍥Traits

Terminally aesthetic.
Cannot look at a channel without redesigning it mentally.
Excessive fabulousness attracts haters.
Ada Wong would approve.
Suffers from chronic perfectionism.
Will silently critique your color palette.
Red is no longer a color.
It's a lifestyle.

🍥@ai_7aii's cursed Sanrio

࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔

🍥Traits

Warning: Highly impulsive.
Will think for three business days.
Then sprint directly into oncoming traffic.
Evidence: The tire marks.

🍥@LebesgueStudio's cursed Sanrio

࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔

🍥Traits

Frequently mistaken for the story's narrator.
Prefers watching humans over becoming one.
Will stop everything for rain or a butterfly.
Threat level: May accidentally romanticize your entire existence
Has no survival instincts.
Threat to self than others.

🍥@jamesholiic's cursed Sanrio

࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔

🍥Traits

A very soft and fluffy creature.
Unfortunately, it has trust issues.
Every stranger is a potential Oscar-winning actor.
They're basically mentally preparing the courtroom before you've even committed the crime.
Approach with honesty and snacks.

🍥Mon paradis's cursed Sanrio

࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔

🍥Traits

Has successfully escaped civilization.
Lives under a tree and contemplates the entire world.
No creature dares to bother them.
They've already chosen the tree they'll be buried under.
Do not disturb or else they will dislocate your limbs and scatter them in different continents.

🍥@devlisher's cursed Sanrio

࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔

🍥Traits

Looking a little too deeply into finding a hubby.
A professional daydreamer.
Painfully picky, capable of evaluating a man from the color of his eyes all the way down to his toe hairs.
Cursed trait: Can analyze a person and write an entire novel about them without exchanging a single word.
Reads people like an open book. Sometimes better than they read themselves.