🍥@IamDelluna's cursed Sanrio

࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔

🍥Traits

Wanted for stealing Spider-Man posters.
Claims they were "being rescued."
Has been caught leaving suspicious webs at the Akademiya.
Denies all allegations.
Has escaped custody by dancing away.
Do not question the logic.

🍥@devilandi's cursed Sanrio

࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔

🍥Traits

Do not grant this creature divine authority.
Will rule Hell with alarming efficiency.
Minor inconveniences become eternal punishments.
Mercy is no longer available.
Every minor offense receives a disproportionate sentence.
Appeals have been permanently closed.
One raised pinky.
One thousand years in the underworld.
Judgment is immediate.

🍥@mg_ypj's cursed Sanrio

࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔

🍥Traits

They consume content to a degree that their internet provider has begun monitoring them out of fear.
You can not hide yourselves anywhere. They will notice.
Every eye is watching.
You cannot hide from the algorithm's favorite child.
The Wi-Fi fears them.
So should you.

🍥@RoseOfReverie's cursed Sanrio

࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔

🍥Traits

Threat level: Velvet.
Such a cozy creature until you make a mistake of giving the slightest attention to somepne else and you're done for.
Do not test them, they are prepared to remove you and your mistake from this planet.
Recovery teams will never find the body.

🍥@SangriaInChinatown's cursed Sanrio

࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔

🍥Traits

Terminally aesthetic.
Cannot look at a channel without redesigning it mentally.
Excessive fabulousness attracts haters.
Ada Wong would approve.
Suffers from chronic perfectionism.
Will silently critique your color palette.
Red is no longer a color.
It's a lifestyle.

🍥@ai_7aii's cursed Sanrio

࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔

🍥Traits

Warning: Highly impulsive.
Will think for three business days.
Then sprint directly into oncoming traffic.
Evidence: The tire marks.

🍥@LebesgueStudio's cursed Sanrio

࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔

🍥Traits

Frequently mistaken for the story's narrator.
Prefers watching humans over becoming one.
Will stop everything for rain or a butterfly.
Threat level: May accidentally romanticize your entire existence
Has no survival instincts.
Threat to self than others.

🍥@jamesholiic's cursed Sanrio

࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔

🍥Traits

A very soft and fluffy creature.
Unfortunately, it has trust issues.
Every stranger is a potential Oscar-winning actor.
They're basically mentally preparing the courtroom before you've even committed the crime.
Approach with honesty and snacks.

🍥Mon paradis's cursed Sanrio

࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔

🍥Traits

Has successfully escaped civilization.
Lives under a tree and contemplates the entire world.
No creature dares to bother them.
They've already chosen the tree they'll be buried under.
Do not disturb or else they will dislocate your limbs and scatter them in different continents.

🍥@devlisher's cursed Sanrio

࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔

🍥Traits

Looking a little too deeply into finding a hubby.
A professional daydreamer.
Painfully picky, capable of evaluating a man from the color of his eyes all the way down to his toe hairs.
Cursed trait: Can analyze a person and write an entire novel about them without exchanging a single word.
Reads people like an open book. Sometimes better than they read themselves.