🍥@Iwishiwouldknowbutidontknow's cursed Sanrio

࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔

🍥Traits

Test her patience and you'll see why she was holding back for so long on how to annihilate you from earth's surface.

🍥@wereallstories's cursed Sanrio

࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔

🍥Traits

Very rarely seen in the wild.
If you happen to spot one, be gentle.
It might kill you if you poke it too much.
Might, assuming it hasn't already run out of energy for the day

🍥@squirrelmindset's cursed Sanrio

࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔

🍥Traits

Frequently disguises itself with fake mustaches and glasses to evade recognition.
The disguise isn't very convincing.
It's mostly testing whether its friends still care enough to recognize it.
Completely harmless. Only causes mild emotional distress.

🍥@KGNG90's cursed Sanrio

࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔

🍥Traits

Eats people if they don't like them.
Generally friendly.

🍥@JUST_BEiiNG's cursed Sanrio

࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔

🍥Traits

Frequently announces its own disappearance.
Usually returns under a different identity three business days later.
Appears ancient despite remaining emotionally invested in the future of humanity.
Estimated age: Somewhere between 27 and 900.

🍥@AVANTERIUM's cursed Sanrio

࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔

🍥Traits

A remarkably patient species.
Slowly drifts through life, waiting for things to get better.
It rarely does.
If you become more stressful than life already is, the invisible duck will be deployed.

🍥@butchyplays's cursed Sanrio

࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔

🍥Traits

Has been caught performing suspiciously elaborate rituals.
Claims they're "manifesting."
Researchers believe they're actually attempting to summon Dean Winchester.
Success rate: Pending.
The chances of accidentally summoning a demon instead remain... concerning.
Has memorized enough occult rituals to concern local hunters.
If you hear Latin at 3 A.M., mind your business.

🍥@WhispererOfDreaM's cursed Sanrio

࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔

🍥Traits

Tiny gremlin
A professional menace.
Communicates in chaos.
Weaponizes cuteness.
Escapes before facing consequences.

🍥@IamDelluna's cursed Sanrio

࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔

🍥Traits

Wanted for stealing Spider-Man posters.
Claims they were "being rescued."
Has been caught leaving suspicious webs at the Akademiya.
Denies all allegations.
Has escaped custody by dancing away.
Do not question the logic.

🍥@devilandi's cursed Sanrio

࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔

🍥Traits

Do not grant this creature divine authority.
Will rule Hell with alarming efficiency.
Minor inconveniences become eternal punishments.
Mercy is no longer available.
Every minor offense receives a disproportionate sentence.
Appeals have been permanently closed.
One raised pinky.
One thousand years in the underworld.
Judgment is immediate.

🍥@mg_ypj's cursed Sanrio

࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔࿔‧ ֶָ֢˚˖𐦍˖˚ֶָ֢ ‧࿔

🍥Traits

They consume content to a degree that their internet provider has begun monitoring them out of fear.
You can not hide yourselves anywhere. They will notice.
Every eye is watching.
You cannot hide from the algorithm's favorite child.
The Wi-Fi fears them.
So should you.