"Ah, the brilliant benefits of solar panels in the desert—because what better way to solve energy problems than by creating a shiny new water shortage in one of the driest places on Earth? Truly a masterpiece of modern innovation!"

"A mentally disturbed man is being treated by a psychologist here. Honestly, we need more psychologists like this—imagine if they could also fix my Wi-Fi while they're at it!"


"Do you think he would do that again? Well, if he does, maybe the psychologist can start a loyalty program—'10 sessions, and the 11th breakdown is on us!'"