he edits my code when I am drunk

"Uhh, boss... it didn't update. It was supposed to update"

You kill a spider because you are a pussy and act quick before it "gets you".

I kill a spider because I want to see the other two spiders duel over the fly that's been dead in my window sill for half a year.

We are not the same.

Hold my beer 🍺

50 subs? Man I thought it was like 30. Crazy how the time flies. Thank you all, and have a beer yourself 🍻