Despite making up only 0.2% of all snack crackers, Matzos account for the majority of snack cracker production, and are grossly overrepresented in snack cracker media and their political reach... They also receive billions of dollars worth of aid from saltines and have their own Matzo state, which rightfully used to belong to pita chips before being stolen by them due to Matzo’s ability to influence the global cracker market.

All this being said, they have also contributed to the expiration and stale-ness of any snack cracker aisle they inhabit.

Can't believe you all are falling for this, this is clearly an elaborate distraction from the smiling friends cancelation

Fun fact: I won $87,000 from sweepstakes and gambling in the last two years and got away with not reporting my winnings.