🚨 NOW — MARCO RUBIO: They get 2 questions? You ask 2 questions, and I'll give you 1 answer! And I'll pick the one I like better.

I can see Marco is quickly sinking into his new job as press secretary, as expected 🤣

🚨 SEC. MARCO RUBIO JUST SAID IRAN HAS 2 CHOICES

"It could be one that leads [Iran] to reconstruction, stability and not posing a threat to the world."

"The alternative is growing isolation economic collapse and ultimately total DEFEAT!" 🔥

🚨 MARCO IS UNLEASHING ON THE DEMOCRATS!

"[Iran] is trying to make this some NEW NORMAL! Under NO circumstances can we EVER allow them to normalize the fact that they get to BLOW UP commercial ships and put mines in the water!"

"So the response to that is we're going to blockade YOUR ships. If everyone's ships are not getting out, YOUR ships are not getting out either."

"That's not an active or that's a defensive measure, it's a counter to what they have decided to do. You know what is an act of war — putting mines in the water!"

"Why don't the members of Congress, whoever it is, is complaining about it, they should be all over that!"

"These guys put mines in the water, that alone, mining in the water is illegal, period, under any circumstances, and they've done it."

🚨 ALL EYES on Marco Rubio, he's the man of the moment!

🚨 JUST NOW: Sec. Marco Rubio says Cuba is FAILING because Venezuela is no longer giving them free oil

Cuba is next! 🇺🇸🇨🇺

"They're incompetent communists. The only thing worse than a communist is an incompetent one!"

"There's no oil blockade on Cuba per se. Here's what's happening with Cuba. Cuba used to get free oil from Venezuela. They used to give them a bunch of free oil. They would take like 60% of that oil and resell it for cash."

"It wouldn't even go to benefit the people. So the only blockade that's happened is the Venezuelans have decided we're not giving you free oil anymore."

"The problem with Cuba is worse. Their economic model doesn't work!"

"It doesn't work. And the people who are in charge can't fix it. And the reason that I can't fix it is not just because they're communists."

🚨 MARCO RUBIO ON PRESIDENT TRUMP'S DEBATE WITH POPE LEO:

"What the President basically said is that Iran can't have a nuclear weapon because they would use it against places that have a lot of Catholics and Christians and others for that matter!"

"It goes back to the central point. I think the President, without trying to speak for him, but I think I can characterize it this way. He doesn't understand why anybody, leave aside the Pope."

"The President and I for that matter, I think most people, I cannot understand why ANYONE would think that it's a good idea for Iran to ever have a nuclear weapon."

"Look what they're doing with the Straits right now. They're holding the whole world hostage."

"They have these sailors on commercial ships that are going to starve to death out there. They don't care. They don't care that this is melting the economies around the world, even of their own allies."

"This is what they're doing with the Straits. What do you think they would do if they had a nuclear weapon? They would hold the world hostage with that nuclear weapon. That's what they would do."

🚨 LMAO! Sec. Marco Rubio is a NATURAL at handing the press

Q: "Your meeting with SOUTHCOM, there was a map of Cuba behind you. What did you discuss on Cuba?"

RUBIO: "I'm not gonna tell YOU what I discussed!"

"Cuba's in SOUTHCOM, you know? [...] There HAPPENED to be a map of Cuba, because it's closest thing that's SOUTHCOM to the US."

"We have maps of other countries!" 🔥

Cuba is definitely next.

🚨 LMFAO! Acting press sec. Marco Rubio says it's TOTAL CHAOS as he tries calling on the correct reporter, filling in for Karoline Leavitt

"This is CHAOS, guys!"

"In the black. You in the black! Yes ma'am. Where—no, you, no, you BOTH are wearing black. No, you don't have black, you have blue on! I'm color blind, but I know blue and black. Right there. Yes ma'am. NO, you, the first one I called on!"

😂😂😂

🚨 SECRETARY MARCO RUBIO JUST TRUTH NUKED THE WHOLE WORLD

"They could make our gas $8 a gallon and we wouldn't be able to do ANYTHING about it!"

"A nuclear-armed Iran could do whatever the HELL they want with the Straits — and there's NOTHING anyone would be able to do about it!"

"And that's one of the many reasons, apart from the massive loss of life and a nuclear strike, why Iran can never have a nuclear weapon."

"I mean, so this is an example of if they had a nuclear weapon, they closed the Straits and they would tell the world, what are you going to do about it?!"

"We have a nuclear weapon, we can attack you with it. That's the world NONE of us want to leave behind."

"It won't happen under this President's watch, but some future President and future Americans will have to deal with this. So just one more example by these guys can never be allowed to have a nuclear weapon."

He said it perfectly.

🚨 NOW: Sec. Marco Rubio confirms "Operation Epic Fury is over"

That means Democrats' War Powers resolution BS is 100% dead on arrival!

"The operation is OVER. Epic Fury...the president notified Congress. We're done with that stage of it. We're now on to this Project Freedom."

🚨 SEC. MARCO RUBIO ON THE IRANIAN PEOPLE:

"President Trump is heartbroken by these images."

"No freedom, no opportunity to express yourself."

"This is a VICIOUS regime, guys."

"These are people that hang people from cranes in the town square so everyone can see."

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🚨 JUST IN: Sec. Marco Rubio calls on the whole WORLD to diplomatically and economically isolate Iran if they continue terrorizing the Strait of Hormuz

"Just outrageous. That needs to stop and it needs to end. And if it doesn't, then the world should be diplomatically and economically isolating Iran as well!"

"But if we live in a world where global shipping lanes can be taken over by countries that'll have a direct impact on Americans in the short and the long term, and we can't let it start by Iran doing it. And we're the only ones that can do anything about it."

🚨 HOLY CRAP! Sec. Marco Rubio just DIRECTLY ripped the United Nations by name for REFUSING to do anything about Iran terrorizing innocent vessels in the Strait

"We're going to the UN. Everybody LOVES the UN, right? We're trying to go to the UN, and we're saying, OK, countries of the world condemn this!"

"Say that it is wrong for you to put mines there. It is wrong for you to shoot at commercial vessels. Guys, that's what we're talking about here."

"These guys are BOMBING commercial vessels. They're not bombing naval vessels. They're bombing commercial tankers!"

"It's just outrageous. That needs to stop, and it needs to end. And if he doesn't, then the world should be diplomatically and economically isolating Iran as well."

The UN is USELESS!

🚨 WOW! President Trump just unveiled what could be a possible new logo for NICE — National Immigration and Customs Enforcement

The press would have to call them "NICE" agents 24/7, while they mass deport 🤣

He's leaning in on it!

🚨 BREAKING: Secretary Rubio says the United Nations might prove itself to be TOTALLY USELESS if they refuse to condemn Iran blowing up vessels in the Strait of Hormuz

Leave the UN!

"What is the purpose of the UN?! The UN was supposed to be a place where you could peacefully resolve global conflict."

"Right now you have a country who is unlawfully, criminally, and illegally taking possession of an international waterway and blowing up commercial vessels and putting mines in the water."

"If you're telling me that the international community and hundreds of countries cannot rally behind that, then I don't know what the utility of the UN system is!"

"If it can't even solve something as straightforward as THAT."

🚨 LMAO! Marco Rubio realizing how good of a press secretary Karoline Leavitt is

*Press starts YELLING*

Marco: "This is CRAZY! No, you! No, no, no! I need a laser pointer!" 🤣

🚨 BREAKING — IT'S OFFICIAL: Former FedEx driver Tanner Horner who killed 7-year-old girl Athena Strand sentenced to CAPITAL PUNISHMENT, he will finally be executed for his brutal crimes against her

GOOD RIDDANCE, scum. This is massively overdue.

Justice is served 🙏🏻

But the family can never re-gain what they lost.

🚨 LMFAO! REPORTER: Many people want to know — what is your DJ name?

MARCO RUBIO: "My DJ name?"

"You're not READY for my DJ name."

Marco is the best 😂😂🔥

🚨 JUST IN: Sec. Marco Rubio deems the War Powers Act UNCONSTITUTIONAL

Democrats have failed again.

"I want to be clear on the War Powers Act: it's unconstitutional, and EVERY presidential administration has taken that position." 🔥

🚨 NOW: Secretary of State and acting press secretary Marco Rubio just WALKED OUT after a near-HOUR long press briefing at the White House

Marco handled the jackals like a pro!

He really can do any job 🔥👏🏻