🚨 LMFAO!!

PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Steve, can I reveal [Iran's] present?"

STEVE: "...you can do anything you want sir..."

*Room erupts in laughter* 🤣

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump gives a HUGE shoutout to Nick Shirley blowing the lid off fraud in Minnesota and California

Let's go @NickShirleyy, your fraud exposing worked its way all the way up to POTUS 🔥

"The nursing home business and the daycare centers in particular, they went out and inspected them in Minnesota and they didn't exist. They're knocking on doors, happens to be a young man, Nick, nice young man, he's done a very good job!"

"They're knocking on doors, it's like homes and they're getting hundreds of thousands of they didn't exist."

"And in California, it's worse, it's even worse. And I spoke with Russell Vought. I said, Russell, don't send them any money, he said, but we have a court order that we have to can you believe it, a judge, the judges are really hurting this country."

"Our judges, Justice Roberts doesn't like when I say it. But the judges are really hurting this country. And frankly, the justices, the Supreme Court has really hurt our country too."

🚨 WOW. President Trump just EVISCERATED "low IQ" Somalis 🔥

"These people come from a crooked country, DISGUSTING country, one of the worst countries in the world. They have no money, they have nothing. They come to our country, low IQs, and they rob us blind. STUPID people."

"And they rob us blind because we have crooked politicians and we have dirty cops. The attorney general [Keith Ellison] is a dirty cop. It's my opinion. It's only my opinion. And something should be done about him!"

🚨 HOLY CRAP! President Trump PUMMELS fake news reporter trying to "gotcha" him on voting by mail in Florida

"You mean, I used a mail-in ballot! You probably say—yeah, I did! You know why? Because I'm president of the United States, and because of the fact that I'm president of the United States, I did a mail-in ballot for elections that took place in Florida, because I felt I should be HERE instead of being in the beautiful sunshine!"

REPORTER: "But you were in Palm Beach, sir, the last few weekends."

TRUMP: "That's right. And I, yeah, and I decided that I was going to vote by mail-in ballot because I couldn't be there because I had a lot of different things!"

"But you know, we have exceptions for mail-in ballots. You do know that, right? So if you're away, we have an exception. If you're in the military, we have an exception. If you're on a business trip, we have an exception. If you're disabled, we have an exception."

"And if you're ill, if you're not feeling good, we have an exception."

"So I was away, mostly in Washington, D.C., so I used a mail-in ballot. But I appreciate the question because I know it was SO well-meaning!" 😂😂

🚨 President Trump just DROPPED this nuke in the Cabinet room!

"Iran wants to make a deal. The reason they wanna make a deal is they have just been BEAT TO SH*T!" 😂🔥

🚨 NOW — PRESIDENT TRUMP: "The amazing thing is we DON'T NEED the Hormuz Strait. We have so much oil, our country is not affected by this. We have TWICE the amount of oil as Saudi Arabia or Russia, and soon, it'll be 3X THE AMOUNT."

🔥🔥

🚨 LMFAO! President Trump just joked about moving to Venezuela to run for president after his term is up 😭

"I'm the highest polling person. After the presidency, I may go to Venezuela and run against Delcy. They like me in Venezuela!" 🤣

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump absolutely NAILS IT.

"I don't care about the Democrats. The Democrats hate our country. The Democrats are in chaos right now, and they have no common sense."

"You know, they have one quality that's amazing. They stick together, and it's harder because they stick together in a ridiculous policy like men playing and women's sports, open borders for everybody, including murderers and anybody else that want it. We're open to you."

"Come in m*rderers. You know why they do that?"

"We're a party of common sense. The Democrats are a party of insanity. They're a party that will destroy our country. If I didn't win this election, I believe our country would have been destroyed!" 💯

🚨 LOL! Gavin Newsom is about to FUME

President Trump: "Gavin Newsom, who is one of the candidates, I believe he took himself out of the running when he says he suffers from mental disability!"

"And a reporter said it was terrible that I talked that way about somebody with mental disability. I said, I have no problem with it, but I don't want a person with mental disability to be my president!" 😭

"I mean, you don't want to have a person with mental disability being your president."

"And Gavin Newsom said that he can't read a speech. He can't do almost anything."

"And then he said he's as dumb as all the people in the room. And he got accused of being a racist, which was an amazing thing. I thought it was the worst interview I've ever seen anybody give."

"He's actually a very stupid person. So I believe he's out of the running. I think that that statement, that interview, he admitted that he's a stupid person."

"I don't want a stupid person being president. You know, I'll say it right now. I say it because no press ever reports it. I'm the only president that ever took a cognitive test. I took it three times."

Pure gold.

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump just ended the Cabinet meeting with a VERY bad warning for useless American "allies"

"I've done a great favor for the world. The world has not been, it has not been reciprocal because when I told NATO where we give billions and billions of dollars, trillions over the years, I said, do you mind coming up and giving us a little hand with the Straits, send up some, they didn't want to get involved!"

"And I believe that's going to cost them dearly. Thank you very much everybody."

Trump never forgets.

🚨 BREAKING: Congress is set to go on a PAID VACATION from March 28 to April 12 as DHS is shut down and the SAVE America Act is not yet passed

Leader John Thune is floating staying the weekend to work out a DHS deal, but we should just NUKE the filibuster so all can be passed!

🚨 JUST IN: In a HUGE win, President Trump and Sec. Marco Rubio confirm that the money gained from Venezuelan oil has SURPASSED more that it cost to capture Maduro

"The US has made a LOT of money, Marco!"

"We've paid for the cost of that military hit!" 🔥

🚨 JUST IN: Senate Leader John Thune RAGES at Chuck Schumer and Democrats on the Senate floor for holding DHS hostage

"ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!"

"They CLAIM that they're concerned about TSA officers and others working without pay. But talk is cheap, and their actions belie their words!"

"Republicans have bent over BACKWARDS to negotiate with Democrats. Now Democrats need to get serious about funding the Department of Homeland Security!"

"Now it's long past time for Democrats to get serious. How much worse do things have to get? How many more Americans have to suffer before Democrats do their jobs and work with Republicans to fund the government?!"

Nuke the filibuster and BE DONE WITH THE TRAITORS!

🚨 WOW! Sen. Mike Lee just went WAR MODE on the floor for the SAVE America Act

"Not a CHANCE IN HELL am I giving up on this!"

"We're NOT going away. I'M not going away. I will be back on this floor, in this chamber, DAY AFTER DAY, WEEK AFTER WEEK, MONTH AFTER MONTH, as long as it takes. I'm. Not. Giving. UP."

"This is about the American dream, this is about the fact when you allow noncitizens to vote, you are ROBBING something from the American people!"

"Something which is distinctively, rightfully, THEIRS."

"We MUST not tolerate it — and WE WILL NOT."

🚨 UPDATE: Violent left-winger who vowed to put a shotgun through the eyes of Trump and his supporters is PANICKING, asking everyone to stop attacking her after getting exposed

FAFO. These people don't belong in civil society!

🚨 BREAKING: ICE officers have now started helping SCREEN passengers and checking IDs in airports

ICE officers in Houston got 8 HOURS of training, and have 2 more hours of training tomorrow

Wow! These guys are SAVING Americans from missing their flights while Democrats screw TSA 🇺🇸

🚨 JUST IN: American traveler in Houston airport DROPS FIRE on Congress

"I'd respectfully request these people who run our government DON'T take their Easter break, all the rest of these people suffer through this, they should too! STAY IN WASHINGTON, DO YOUR JOB, that's ALL we're asking!" 🔥

🚨 WOW. Mother reveals that ICE agents gave her a LOT of assistance through the TSA line

One agent helped pull the wagon carrying her child ❤️

"They were extremely helpful, helped me with him, I asked questions about where we needed to go!"

Incredible.

🚨 BREAKING: Sen. Katie Britt (R-AL) just demanded Leader Thune CANCEL THE RECESS, keep the Senate in town, and get DHS funding done

Yes, do your job, the people demand it. NO BREAKS!

And pass SAVE America too, 80%+ of Americans support it 🇺🇸