An inmate who shared time with SBF at Terminal Island once asked what he’d do after getting out. SBF said he’d launch his own cryptocurrency—and expected everyone to hop on board.

The article notes he was probably joking, and realistically, no one would follow. But then again… you can’t be too sure.

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US Military confirms the blockade at the Strait of Hormuz has been officially lifted.

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No one is going to care about your dreams as much as you do.
You have to be the one to chase them.

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Zebec announces a strategic partnership with the first GBP-pegged stablecoin

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Binance sees $594M net outflow of USDT in 24 hours.

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😊 Michael Saylor’s STRC Bonds Trade 14% Below Par

The STRC instrument tied to Michael Saylor is now trading 14% below par, following the issuance of $7–8 billion in debt between February and May. Investors who bought into the 11.5% yield were aware that Saylor had set aside enough to cover two years of interest payments.

But in early May, Saylor repurchased other debt at a 6% discount—significantly depleting his cash reserves. This move rattled STRC holders, who viewed it as a risky diversion of funds meant to secure upcoming interest obligations. Confidence waned, with the instrument now appearing solvent for only about six months.

Shortly after, Saylor sold 32 BTC at $77K, sparking a broader market sell-off that drove Bitcoin below $60K. Even geopolitical developments like the US-Iran deal failed to lift BTC, as price action remains tightly linked to the unfolding turmoil around Saylor and the weakening STRC bonds.

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🧩 Microsoft Uncovers New USB-Spread CryptoVirus

Security researchers at Microsoft have discovered a new malware dubbed CryptoBandits, which propagates via USB drives by swapping legitimate cryptocurrency wallet addresses with attacker-controlled ones.

Upon infection, the malware can extract seed phrases and private keys, capture screenshots, and allow remote operators to run commands on the compromised device. Microsoft warns users to avoid using untrusted USB drives and to always double-check wallet addresses before transferring funds.

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Coinbase CEO says Bitcoin may have already bottomed around $60,000 — though he stresses nobody can be certain.

His view hinges on Bitcoin’s historical four-year cycle. He remains long, projecting substantial growth by 2030.

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Russia has sold the seized gold mining giant Yuzhuralzoloto for $1.3 billion.

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Michael Saylor leveraged ChatGPT to help design STRC.

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SpaceX is now worth more than the entire cryptocurrency market combined.

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Nvidia wraps up its $2.5B bond offering, drawing solid demand from investors.

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Kraken rolls out Bitcoin perpetual futures for U.S. users, marking a major leap as crypto derivatives enter the mainstream.

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Franklin Templeton submits filing for Franklin US Equity Bitcoin DRIP Index ETF.

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The Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) has officially declared the Strait of Hormuz closed to all maritime traffic, warning that any vessel attempting to approach faces a serious security threat.

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Murad Mahmudov’s meme coin portfolio—once touted this year as a shortcut to huge returns—has since crashed, down 85% from its all-time high.

At its peak, it hit $67,000,000.

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FBI hits hard on crypto scammers as Director Kash Patel declares an end to their long-running deception of American citizens.

He made it clear: these offenders will be tracked down and held responsible.

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Thailand has confiscated 315 illegal Bitcoin mining rigs linked to an alleged $1.2 million electricity theft operation.

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Japan's National Business Corporate Pension Fund plans to allocate 1% of its assets to cryptocurrencies.

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Bro flexing his new car after putting his money into crypto instead of the S&P

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