Why dogs are man's best friend.

@TheWesternChauvinist2

I cant tell satire anymore. Please tell me this is real 😁😂

Normies can't understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a divining rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps "Found you!". The Mathsweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendepity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman's dehydrated dick.

You control WHAT jonathan?? Oy vey thats antisemetic!!

Also lol like this hasnt been the case since 1945.

Heh. Get rekt roastie sucks to suck.

"If they're Italian it's a mob, if they're black it's a gang, but if they're Jewish it's a coincidence and you should never ever speak of it"

Elon is tweeting anti-semitism

This FTX controversy just keeps getting worse lmao.