one thing about me is that if you compliment me i will fucking take it and agree with you

this humble shit aint for me

this is so ridiculous can we please stop this?

if i block someone i don’t want them to ever contact me again and if they do this’ll be harassment and boundary violation

my spirit animal is samantha jones

add a little bit of miranda hobbes

Benjamin Netanyahu if you can hear this, the fuckass professors at my university are very, very close to developing a nuclear weapon. Benjamin Netanyahu, do what must be done.

هیچی دیگه واسه اینکه دودول حموم هم میره باید کیرشو بخوریم

هی کس میگید کله منو کیری میکنید

a “top tier” man is just an average woman and that’s a conversation some of y’all aren’t ready for

اگه باز برای هستی نوشابه باز کنم میزنیدم؟ مهم نیست عاشقش هستم

✂️ (it means i will cut off anyone who will try (it doesn’t))