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Aegiiiiiiis! Haing! We are sorry for hardly showing up here during the past few weeks... (Although we remained on duty despite the inactivity... 😞) These past few days have been a little too rough for both Papachan and Mamaobei, and handling several things simultaneously has become a bit too overwhelming... Thus, we have both thought of taking a few days off work until everything is settled. Therefore, within the said timeframe, we'd advise our dear Nibblers, both new and regular, to reach out to Diners' other managements outside Dining Studio! However, we have made some exceptions for Diners whose sole management is Dinnering, our door remains open if you'd like to make a reservation for them. Please take care and never get sick, Babies... We'll see you again soon, thooooough! <3

Aegiiis! Long time not chatting around.... X___X We are definitely cooking up something Ramsey-esque in the kitchen before we fully reheat the stove and oven to fill your growling tummies like we always did. However! We’d probably need a little more time for thaaat, so please bear with another inability week of us to accommodate some chairs out here for our ever-loved Nibblers, nyam! <3

In the meantime, though, we would also like you to know that we are going to be in a bit strict lockdown for the time being—just until the kitchen stock opname week is over! We will only serve special seats for you who have made an agreement with our Diners personally prior to requesting Mama & Papa’s assistances. Other than the regulation mentioned, please consider keeping your order sheet at home until further notice of our next open table! This is only to prevent too many of your sheets covering the entirety of kitchenette surface, so we sincerely wish for your understanding on this matter as it will only be applied through the whole week. 🍽

And while the attention is here, we would also like to let you know that the kitchen’s been looking out for anyone who would like to be one of our Diners! We have quite the amount of unattended uniforms here. Hence while the opportunity comes alive, please propose yourself long as you understand these notes:

1) Make sure you are indeed a fit into our requirements. (Refer to Dinnering’s Tumblr)

2) Greet us while bringing your portfolio along, for it must contains your personal profile, testimonials, & any other housings you currently reside in. Other informations are optional, but if you wish to disclose as many as you prefer, then you are always welcomed!

3) Though this is a personal/underground recruitment, there will still be a brief interview with the method of non-live deadline-based. Fret not, the deadline won’t be too tight, we have all the time we need here!

4) Status count of claimed seats per vacant ones: (FULL)

The said proposal should be sent either through CLOSED, and you may voice out any concerns you might have through both contacts or through the Anonymous Box below. Other than that we are sincerely wishing everyone luck in joy in every little thing & zen state of mind. Have a lovely one, aegis! 🪷
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For consultations and concerns only! 📨

One last note to take! We will probably keep this offer open only for 1+ week, or until the seats are fully taken! That means we may close it either earlier or later than expected, so please prepare the best of yourself within your best time management. ;> Rest assured, you will always be the first person we tell when a decision has been made (or translated as, the offer is closed)! 🍓

We love you, Stillmatter! We all say in unison! 🪿 Please consider checking our other half, too, aegis! They have been gearing up for a little refreshment, maybe.... ;) Make sure to keep your eyes on their beauty!

Aegiiis...! The chance might start to get thin a little sooner than we expected. Hence, you may want to cook your dish a little quicker for us to taste! But, please don't make this a burden as we will always wait for you for a lifetime if that's what it takes. ♥︎ And a louder call-out to our beloved ladies & non-binary pretty ones, please consider taking a chance with us! 🥹🥄

Hihihi, hello! Anyone cherishes a mini job fair session here in our house? 👀 Perhaps call it a local food market!

Alright, let’s not get too eager now, jobseekers! We promise to give you the promised jobs. After all, your parliaments can’t even fulfill the sweet vows of 19 million jobs—OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SIREN OUTSIDE OUR KITCHEN........ [Kidnapped]

WHAT THE HELL Y’ALL CELEBRATING FOR..... GIRL..... ENEMIES ARE CLOSER THAN YOU THINK, I GUESS......

Anywaaaaay. Let us walk you through our first exhibit of the fair, here comes the garden that has just rolled out their blanket before summer camp ends and summer school starts! What’s better than to spend your time gearing up to be Nima Fain’s ever-so-reliable Finest? 🍀 The green surrounding them adds plus 10 points of luck and natural joy, hence NF’s server would never run out of fortune for those who believe in themselves and in the love of Mama Nature! Keep in mind that they’re only opening the opportunity for gentlemen—yes, vile men should go to hell and never lay a hand upon our dearest gentle Hulk babies. Afterall, #NimaringForTheWin! 💚🩵

Second exhibit, hurry your pretty feet a little bit! The sun shines a little too brightly above our heads, but that doesn’t mean you can’t be kissed by the ultimate sunshine of a house: Hearterms with their summer batch of beach party, yoohoo! 🏖 Not sure if they have these promising things listed in their book, but as you apply yourself to be a part of the fun, perhaps also ask them a secret getaway to the ocean and a bottle of cold soda or a lemonade with some tang! But, keep in mind, though.... Your parents may not like it if you stay up too late for the beach party, so pay extra close attention to the curfew rule. Wouldn’t want your one and only fun to get stolen away from your palms, would we? 🍋

Being last doesn’t mean it’s less important, who’s on board with this opinion? 저에요!☝️🏻 How do you like your ocean in the afternoon, aegis? For us, we prefer our ocean filled with everything we need like Murdoch and their never-ending sail full of glee! 🌊🛳 Through this message, we may have heard it from the little seals and turtles that these friends are back to the sea, and currently in wide search of adventurous sailors to hum their Gigi Perez’s Sailor Song of a hymn. Anyone who’s worried of sea sickness, please ease your mind because the whole deck would absolutely give you a potion of love to the ocean. However, remember to never let the pretty wave blinds you from its danger. Stay safe, keep yourself close to your Naval peers, people! 💙