BREAKING: PENCE'S PROSTITUTE PLAYTIME: A gay male escort in Indiana has come forward alleging that during his time as Indiana Governor, DISGRACED former Vice President Mike Pence hired him and used his services DOZENS OF TIMES, engaging in TAPED LEWD SEX ACTS on a "weekly basis". This man says that he was prepared to come forward to out Pence for years but was threatened and intimidated by his political allies into not doing so, and he calls Pence's closet homosexuality THE WORST KEPT SECRET IN INDIANA POLITICS. Could this be what the Democrats had on Judas Pence that led to his sudden betrayal of President Trump? IT WILL ALL START TO MAKE SENSE TO THE SHEEP.

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