A Chicago mailman poses with his heavy load of Christmas mail and parcels -1929.🎁🎄❤️✨️

THE MORE YOU READ THE FUNNIER IT GETS......COULDN'T DECIDE WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY.
$5.37!
That's what the kid behind the counter at Taco Bell said to me.
I dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and something that used to be a Jolly Rancher.
Having already handed the kid a five-spot, I started to head back out to the truck to grab some change when the kid with the Elmo hairdo said the hardest thing anyone has ever said to me.
He said, "It's OK. I'll just give you the senior citizen discount."

I turned to see who he was talking to and then heard the sound of change hitting the counter in front of me.
"Only $4.68" he said cheerfully.

I stood there stupefied. I am 56, not even 60 yet?
A mere child!
Senior citizen?

I took my burrito and walked out to the truck wondering what was wrong with Elmo.
Was he blind?
As I sat in the truck, my blood began to boil.
Old? Me?

I'll show him, I thought.
I opened the door and headed back inside. I strode to the counter, and there he was waiting with a smile.

Before I could say a word, he held up something and jingled it in front of me, like I could be that easily distracted! What am I now?
A toddler?

"Dude! Can't get too far without your car keys, eh?"
I stared with utter disdain at the keys. I began to rationalize in my mind!

"Leaving keys behind hardly makes a man elderly!
It could happen to anyone!"

I turned and headed back to the truck.
I slipped the key into the ignition, but it wouldn't turn.
What now?
I checked my keys and tried another.
Still nothing.

That's when I noticed the purple beads hanging from my rear view mirror.
I had no purple beads hanging from my rear view mirror..

Then, a few other objects came into focus:
The car seat in the back seat.
Happy Meal toys spread all over the floorboard.
A partially eaten dough nut on the dashboard.

Faster than you can say ginkgo biloba, I flew out of the alien vehicle.

Moments later I was speeding out of the parking lot,
relieved to finally be leaving this nightmarish stop in my life.
That is when I
felt it, deep in the bowels of my stomach: hunger!
My stomach growled and churned, and I reached to grab my burrito,
only it was nowhere to be found.

I swung the truck around, gathered my courage,
and strode back into the restaurant one final time.
There Elmo stood, draped in youth and black nail polish.
All I could think was,
"What is the world coming to?"

All I could say was, "Did I leave my food and drink in here"?
At this point I was ready to ask a Boy Scout to help me back to my vehicle,
and then go straight home and apply for Social Security benefits.

Elmo had no clue.
I walked back out to the truck,
and suddenly a young lad came up and tugged on my jeans to get my attention.
He was holding up a drink and a bag.
His mother explained,
"I think you left this in my truck by mistake."

I took the food and drink from the little boy and sheepishly apologized.

She offered these kind words:
"It's OK. My grandfather does stuff like this all the time."

All of this is to explain how I got a ticket doing 85 in a 40 mph zone.
Yessss, I was racing some punk kid in a Toyota Prius.
And no, I told the officer, I'm not too old to be driving this fast.

As I walked in the front door, my wife met me halfway down the hall.
I handed her a bag of cold food and a $300 speeding ticket.
I promptly sat in my rocking chair and covered up my legs with a blankey.

The good news was that I had successfully found my way home.

Pass this on to the other "old fogies" on your list (so they can have fun laughing, too).

Notice the larger type?
That's for those of us who have trouble reading.

P.S. Save the earth...... It's the only planet with chocolate!!!!!


Oops, did I post this already?

6 HIGHEST ENERGIES IN THE UNIVERSE
1. LOVE
The strongest force in the Universe is love. Know yourself, understand yourself, forgive yourself, and love yourself unconditionally. Find the inexhaustible energy of love within you. Fall in love with life, because experiencing and living in love is the most wonderful and important thing for every person.
2. GRATITUDE
The second great force in the Universe is gratitude. Be grateful for everything, even the small and inconspicuous things. The more gratitude you feel, the more situations and things appear in your life for which you can be thankful.
3. FAITH
The third force is faith, above all in yourself and your divine origin. Recognize yourself, discover God within you, walk the path of trust and love to your inner self, and you will encounter DIVINITY, which is your inner essence.
4. FORGIVENESS
The fourth force is the power of forgiveness, letting go. Forgive yourself and others, be compassionate and understanding, because each of us does as much as we can at a given moment in our life. Forgiveness is Love and releases blocked energy. It opens your heart to the world and people. It allows the past to go and opens new possibilities for fulfillment before you.
5. JOY
The fifth force is joy. True joy needs no reason to be joyful because it comes from within you, and its cause is your very existence. Do nothing that does not bring you joy, and if you must, try to see the good sides in every situation and keep a cheerful spirit despite everything.
6. PEACE
The sixth force is peace. Be unshakable and calm like the Universe. Whatever happens outside, accept it calmly, without resistance and without judgment. Then calmly make a choice: either you stay in this situation or you change it and leave. The choice is always yours. And if you cannot or do not want to change anything now, accept what is and give yourself time to understand.
- found on the web

https://t.me/OnlyFaithOverFear

Choco dogger 😆

https://youtu.be/TSRn8BzpvLc?si=iCfheSXGtD_KiMEg
This is done so well...please watch.

BREAKING: TWICE convicted r*pist Abdimahat Bille Mohamed, who served NO JAIL TIME for either r*pe including on a minor victim, was just arrested for kidnapping a woman, holding her hostage for days, and r*ping her.

Wtf is going on in Minnesota?!

WE DON’T HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1995905363363746113/photo/1

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According to a mosque in Minnesota, they're defending a r4Pist due to "cultural differences" ~ If that's the case why are they allowed asylum into our country?

9:45 AM · Dec 3, 2025

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Have read they "didn't know it was illegal" or "the rape didn't last long enough to be considered rape". This goes hand-in-hand with11 year old child brides.

“Men Tim Walz worked with in the National Guard in Nebraska went to the FBI because they believed he (Tim Walz) had given classified military secrets to the Chinese government”
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Right after this happened, China produced THE SAME TANK Tim Walz was accused of stealing the plans for
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How is this not National News??

10:14 AM · Dec 3, 2025

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☝🏼this was the plan all along, take America down from within. Flood America with refugees, create false flag events burn all the cities, create pandemics lock everyone in, activate the refugees when the time was right.

We NEED to BAN Islam in the US. 💯

THE NATION IS STUNNED BY A LIVE-ON-AIR CLASH: ILHAN OMAR CALLS IVANKA TRUMP “STUPID” DURING PRIME TIME — AND 19-YEAR-OLD BARRON TAKES HER DOWN WITH A SINGLE SENTENCE

The studio at MSNBC’s prime-time town hall was boiling over when Rep. Ilhan Omar suddenly turned her fire toward the Trump family. Spotting Barron Trump seated in the front row as a guest discussing youth voter turnout, Omar went straight for a familiar cheap shot:

“Honestly, it’s almost impressive how the entire Trump family can be… collectively STUPID.

I mean, look at Ivanka: gorgeous on the outside, zero BR@IN CELLS on the inside. And now we’ve got the son here just… taking up space.”

The audience froze. Cameras zoomed in on Barron, expecting his usual silence.

But not this time.

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The 19-year-old leaned forward, adjusted his mic with the calm of someone ordering a latte, and delivered a line that detonated across the studio:

“Congresswoman, my Sister graduated summa cum laude from Georgetown and speaks five languages. Meanwhile, you’ve spent six years in office and still can’t pronounce the word ‘covert.’ Maybe sit this one out."

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