Cool now do the murder of unborn children

You’re also “technically” not gonna make it.

@ApeMtn77

Imagine thinking you needed to go to somebody else’s gym to lose weight. Water, dirt, and rocks are heavy. Get busy, fatty

New country song just dropped:

“My wife is on HRT, my dog died and my car left me”

Keith Urban probably

Whoa BumbleWaffen knows…

>open a record shop
>sell mislabeled records that appear to be current popular music
>they are actually all speeches in German and Italian from the mid-thirties to mid-forties
>call your store The Vinyl Solution