Dearest Gentle Devs… a new scandal has dropped.

At the Grand Deployment Ball, microservices flirt over HTTP, databases expose their ports, secrets spill into public repos - and an S3 Bucket loses all modesty 😱

youtu.be/qRGNuLgoGAs

#DevOps #AWS #Docker #Rust #S3

Darling, in 2026, approaching a lady without encryption is simply... indecent. 💅

If you are still sending requests via HTTP, don't be surprised when you get rejected at the door.

Standards, gentlemen, standards!

https://youtube.com/shorts/aUbQnCGI5Hs

#DevOps #CyberSecurity #HTTPS #TechHumor #DevOpsPink #EngineeringLife #InfoSec

Your infrastructure is bloated and your backups are scary. Let's fix that. 💊

I just released a new video about Plakar - an Open Source backup solution that treats the 4 main symptoms of outdated architecture:

1. Amnesia: Digital Memory that restores context and permissions, not just raw data.

2. Paranoia: True Client-Side Encryption (your keys, your rules).

3. Dependency: Total portability to move your data anywhere, anytime.

4. Waste: Smart deduplication that slashes storage bills.

It’s time to get rid of the «black boxes» and sleep better at night.

https://lnkd.in/emvpBjsj

#DevOps #Backups #OpenSource #Engineering #Plakar #TechReview

STOP THE DEPLOY!
A scandal has occurred in high society!

Poor Lord Jenkins has lost his wits (and his API keys). He committed secrets to the public repo!

The Queen of Security is NOT amused. 👑💀

Watch the execution here: https://youtube.com/shorts/8v-DtVjX7To

#Git #CloudNative #DevOps #ProgrammerHumor

The most exposed lady in the cloud?

Lady S3 Bucket. ☂️

If you use AWS, you know the shame.
Public access is NOT a vibe.

https://youtube.com/shorts/q_T0RC87aRg

#DevOps #CloudComputing #Security

Mom always told us that lying is bad.
She was wrong. 😈

In testing, if you aren't lying to your browser, you aren't doing your job.

Stop waiting for the backend to be ready.
Start using cy.intercept and take total control of your network.

New video is live!👇

https://youtu.be/AuLcqZ1BI9w

#Cypress #DevOps #QA #SoftwareTesting #Frontend

"Senior DevOps Engineer" is just a fancy title for a YAML translator.

If you spend 80% of your time fighting infrastructure and waiting for Jira approvals, you're trapped in the TicketOps Matrix.

Take the red pill.
Ready to exit?_

https://youtu.be/qU5kCpep8ls

#PlatformEngineering #DevOps #SRE

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Before you ask - no, I haven’t lost my mind. The tech industry has.

When Dell gets breached over hardcoded credentials and AI agents start burning down inboxes, you simply must dress for the drama.

Grab your fan. The new Spill the IT is live: https://youtu.be/mAgPlcy3z-U

#DevOps #AI

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I’m joining the Cypress Ambassador program!✨

For me, automation is about more than just green checkmarks - it’s about building trust in every commit.

Bringing that DevOps.Pink energy to the world of E2E testing. Let's make our pipelines elegant and our deployments rock-solid.

#Cypress #DevOps #TestAutomation #WomenInTech

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Are you paying your cloud provider for... air? 💸☁️

Storing 50 copies of the exact same OS means you're paying for the same data 50 times over. It’s pure infrastructure bloat.

Watch how smart deduplication cuts the fat and makes your CFO happy

https://youtube.com/shorts/eatghKo7skE

#FinOps #DevOps #CloudComputing

Your DevOps fears aren’t just “part of the job.” They are symptoms of outdated architecture.

Stop normalizing the pain of unpredictable recovery and vendor lock-in.
It’s time to change the tool.

See why it’s time to modernize:
https://youtube.com/shorts/NVPmzoGIcn0

#DevOps #CloudNative #Infrastructure #Plakar

AWS builds the enterprise engine. I build the developer trust. 🤝

Officially stepping in as an AWS Community Builder! ☁️✨

Time to architect mass-scale Developer Experience (DX) and bring the pink rebellion to the cloud-native ecosystem. Let's build. 🎀

#AWSCommunityBuilder #DevOps

The "Big Blue" just got a strategic injection of Pink. 🎀

Officially stepping in as a 2026 IBM Champion.

My mandate: Bridge heavy enterprise reliability with zero-friction Cloud-Native velocity. We’re taking DevOps.Pink to the core.

Deploy like a queen. 👑

#IBMChampion #DevOps

You can have green DORA metrics and still have miserable developers. 🛑

Speed ≠ Joy.

To get real IDP adoption, we need to treat platforms like products. APIs aren't enough.

Read my new article for Platform Engineering
https://platformengineering.org/blog/the-empathy-gap-why-your-platform-needs-ux-not-just-apis

#DevEx #PlatformEngineering

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Want to let AI agents go full YOLO mode without risking your host?

See how Docker solves the isolation problem with Docker Sandboxes. Lightweight microVMs keep your system completely safe.

https://youtu.be/PVjuMgjr0CU

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