So many cops quit last summer because they didn't want to brutalize protesters.

Now they're in a hiring panic and need to build a fancy cop playground to convince them to stay.

"The APD Swat Team will be conducting a simulation exercise at the Bomb Range @ 0300hrs on Thursday 4/29/21. This simulation will include some loud noises and gun fire. This exercise will be short in duration. The APD Swat Team offers their apologies for such a short notice and appreciates your consideration and understanding of their necessary training operations."

SWAT is setting off bombs in the forest at 3am.

Is this Social Justice???

Dont bulldoze me!

Water is Life!

We wanna live in a 🌳 FOREST 🌳 NOT on a 🎥 movie set 🎬 or 👮‍♂️ cop playground 🎠!

Mushrooms found in the forest

All the earth is connected through Mycological networks

It's the Wood Wide Web!!